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Schools (Other):
DEIS!
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Occupation:
Publishing
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Hobbies and Interests:
Traveling, reading, hanging at the beach, spending quality time getting drunk with friends, stealing things from the basement of my building
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Favorite Books:
harry potter series, shoeless joe, anything with naked people
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Favorite Movies:
zoolander, airplane, trainspotting, lord of the rings, love actually, pirates of the caribbean
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Favorite Music:
anything and everything
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Favorite TV Shows:
simpsons, law & order, sex and the city, x-files, south park
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
chill 20 something just trying to get by....
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Who I Want to Meet:
I wanna meet people who are cool. and kind of normal. but not totally normal. yeah. kind of normal.
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say about such a short fafa with
lopsided ears and box feet? to start
off, she is half elvian (hence the
pointy ear), half fafafian (hence being
queen of le sheep), and half midget
(hence being so short, i mean petite and
delicate). dont let this fool you...she
may look small and innoncent, but watch
your drink or she will watch it for you.
i once saw her drink a Hell's Angel
under the table, got a harley out of the
deal, but had to trade it for the return
of fafa noses from the weasles.
person i'd let carry my seedless
watermelon home, three blocks, after a
night of heavy boozing in a local bar
that we could never ever find again.
Maybe it never happened.
She is a quick learner. it took only
one demonstration before Rachel
quickly picked up that you could soak-
up/steal the entire contents of a
persons drink using a Yankees foam
finger without their knowing. She took
it to a new level.
She has difficulty speaking sometimes.
But only with phrases such as; "i've
had enough", "let's go home" or "i'll
have a coke this time"
Rachel is a good listener who gives
good advice to difficult problems.
Unless they're her own.
Despite supposed Jewish stereotypes
she's generous to a fault and is the
president of the charity, "Help the
English"
It's questionable that she has 38
friends though, seriously, I mean
c'mon guys what's she paying you!
rachel is groovy.
leave your drink unattended
she'll slip you a roovy.
being the best pledge sister ever
(eating the beans, talking shit w/me
when i wanted to drop...) to the most
fun friend there is (marathon emails,
movie nights, sushi, nicknames for
boys), rachel is an all-around
fantastic person. you should be lucky
to have her as a friend. maybe if you
beg she'll take you on. for groveling
and a small fee, she'll actually hang
out with you in public too.