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"If you're lookin' for me you can find me on the block disobeyin' the law...
I have an unhealthy love for the combination..."
More about Christina
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Schools (Other):
United States Air Force School of Aerospace Medicine. also, i will gladly school your ass, so back up off me, biatch!!
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Occupation:
jv lacrosse coach, mentor, professional bitch
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Affiliations:
Nomi, Nay-Nay, the breast beast
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Hobbies and Interests:
practicing my non-regional diction, defending freedom, (passive) fisting
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Favorite Books:
Sextrology: The Astrology of Sex and the Sexes (you might think i'm kidding about this, but i'm not, it's a GREAT book...)
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Favorite Movies:
Courage Under Fire, When A Man Loves A Woman, The Royal Tenenbaums, Tommy Boy, Bring It On, anything with Adam Sandler, Monsoon Wedding, The Princess Bride, G.I. Jane, Cheaper by the Dozen 1 AND 2
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Favorite Music:
Alec Gross, the sweet soulful spinnings of DJ Lupo
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, The Daily Show, Carnivale, The L Word, The Office, Six Feet Under, National Geographic Channel, Discovery Channel, Adult Swim
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
If you're lookin' for me you can find me on the block disobeyin' the law...
I have an unhealthy love for the combination of mint and chocolate.
I'm Ron Burgandy?
About fifteen years ago I changed from volatile chemicals to communications.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Jon Stewart, Al Franken, Sporty Spice, people that amuse me, people that buy me things, people that recognize both my comedic and intelectual genius, referees, Hans Sprungfeld, drunken foreigners that offer me a good time filled with coke and threesomes, Jennifer Stone.
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want to kiss your mouth!
Care-free
Hot
Really loud
Immortal--sp? 2 m's??
Sleepy
Too loud
Impossible
Nasty (in the good way)
Always drinking
Christina
she turned all "lesbo" and shit...
a dirty hippy so you better give her a
discount, seriously.
She can also dismember you with any
number of kitchen implements then fix
you, as she demonstrated on her own
thumb hwen a head of lettuce got mouthy.
bananna's! Bananna's, bananna's, we all
love to eat bananna's, bananna's... We
all love to eat bananna's. Bananna's,
bananna's...Saturday night, we all love
Saturday night...Bananna's...Bananna's,
we all love bananna's!
up. I was living my life in the
bottle, I was neglecting basic everyday
hygiene, and I was starting a lot of
fires. Before I spiraled completely
down, Christina talked to me. She
said, "Rachel, the cops are here. Go
down to the basement, crawl out of the
tiny window near the garden and hide
yourself in the compost heap out back.
I won't let them get you." I did what
she said, and after about 4 and a half
hours in the compost heap I realized
that she had made up the stuff about
the cops. Lesson learned, Christina.
Lesson learned.
calling herself X-tina. It irritated
me, and I told her only a tart, a
trollop, an out and out floozy would
call herself such a thing. I heard she
sold the rights to the name for a lot
of money.
sentences until she was 14 years old.
She also had a severe leg deformity
that required her, in order to heal, to
wear culottes with rainbow belts all
through high school. Despite all of
that, or maybe because of it, Christina
is really good at dialing phones and
making macaroni portraits of people she
knows. She also gave happy ending
massages to three members of the
Backstreet Boys. Does she even know
that she's my hero?