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More About Chris
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Occupation:
Cow Poke
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Hobbies and Interests:
gaming, literature, writing, poking cows
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Favorite Books:
anything by Robert Jordan or Stephen Lawhead, 'Bird by Bird' by Anne Lamott
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Favorite Movies:
Usual Suspects, LOTR, The Matrix (not 2 and 3), Happy Gilmore
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Favorite Music:
DMB, Counting Crows, Sixpence None The Richer, Smashing Pumpkins
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Favorite TV Shows:
Smallville, Hunter, Star Trek:TNG, Las Vegas, and the Travel Channel
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Testimonials and Comments for Chris
said before me, Chrissy is really a girl. Don't
let the picture fool you. It's just a facade to
throw people off. That's ok tho..Chrissy is mah
gurl! *smooches*
such a dreamer. One day, she was
telling me about how she dreamt she was
eating a hot fudge sundae and when she
woke up, she had a spoon up her ass.
her days when she frequented Long
Island. Yes folks, Chris is a female.
Don't let her profile fool you.
Think "Boys Don't Cry." She's been
pulling this prank ever since high
school. Trust me, I KNOW she's a
girl. I just wish she would spring for
the boob job. I get tired of ppl
thinking we are a gay couple everytime
we go out. We are the straightest
couple you can find.
when they put their mind to it. Just
take chris for example, confined to a
wheel chair after a freak self-
fellating accident...but did he let
that stop him? HECK NO! As you can see
in the picture he has taken his life-
curse of sitting down constantly to new
levels with his hi-tech computer
internetting job-thingy. Oh sure,
secretary spread may be a little worse
for him because he cant do leg lifts or
whatever the hell they're called. And
he may have a size 5 head and a size 45
waist...buts its who he is as a person
that shines through and through. A
person of unparalled conviction and
determination...I mean, most people
would have stopped trying to self-
fellate after the first *POP* they
hear, but not Chris, he went for all
the way or die! We can see where that
left good ol' stubby :)
be waiting for you ;-)