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"I love me, I think I'm grand. When I go to the movies I
hold my hand. I put my arms around my waist but then I get
so..."
More about Jocelyn
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Occupation:
clothing whore
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Hobbies and Interests:
hawthorne pidgeon fighting, alameda league bowling, pirates, sewing my fingers together, red rubber balls, huffing paint, drinking ass and cranberry with a lemon and a lime at the bar
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Favorite Books:
Goodnight Moon, Martha Stewart Living, Hustler, Playboy, Porn, Porn, Porn, Oh and, Cunt
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Favorite Movies:
Scream, Scream 2, Scream 3
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Favorite Music:
Skinny Puppy cause I'm GAWTHIC. Blink 182 cause I'm PUNKRAWK. Slipnot cause I'm so METAL. ZZ Top cause I'm so OLD. And Bright Eyes cause I'm so fucking EMO.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Blind Date. Shipmates. Fifth Wheel. I love the NEWS channels. I just watch TV for the commercials really. They are just so fucking facinating.
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About Me:
I love me, I think I'm grand. When I go to the movies I
hold my hand. I put my arms around my waist but then I get
so fresh I slap my face. I have hot curly black hair and I
make the cutest faces when putting makeup on. I'm a bitch
in the morning and you better not try to talk to me cause
I'm kill you when you turn around. I have lots of clothes
that I don't wear, but I have them because I rock.
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Who I Want to Meet:
No one. Everyone I want to meet I know. You all suck.
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have lived within the trenches for too
long. I'm am drunk in the bay area
with no cab ride home.
You used to live down the block. Now
I was shocked the last time that I saw
you. Heagh...
Indy? Nah not my Jossy...
ok on a serious note I am writing this
from an internet cafe in Richmond
beacuse, I lost my cell-phone and I am
too drunk to remember your number but
I did call you last week to tell you
that I would be in the bay ahhh well I
belive that I fell asleep on the bart.
but these cafe people are really nice.
It's too bad they don't have cocktails
here. well I do believe that it will
be a few more months before I am back
in the bay. whished I would have seen
you. Bah.
Next time you are back in the No I
would like a phone call.
Goodbye, The internet perople said
that my credit card is out of money
but I can wait in the bart station
untill the amtrack comes...
5 hours... (BS)
she has big boobs too. maybe if i am
lucky she will sexually harrass me and
make me perform sexual favors to keep
my job.
RAD.
basically she
totally wins. she is tall enough to
ride this train and bling enough to be
that game. i would rape and pilage that
booty, yarrr. right.....
i am so getting fired for this.
conversation with 'baby girl'.
whenever i try to talk to her all she
does is stare at my tits. i aint a
piece of meat dude.
miss you a ton and hope we can kick it
again someday! You've got a great
heart, that's what I love most about
you! Talk to you soon!
sit down and ask men worth 10 million
dollars to do something for me and be
totally at east with myself...yet, when
I call Jocelyn on the phone or see her
in person, I feel like I've got a thumb
for a tongue and I'm the biggest ham-
ass whiteboy ever. I'm not quite sure
yet if it's because she's part black
and by default way cooler than me, or
if it's because of her boobs. Either
way she looks way better in a do-rag
than I ever will.
comeing out of her mouth usually make
no sence. Yet others like her can
understand them. when you ask what are
you saying the only reply is bing, bing
bing, bing.
car, like a rolls or somthing, then
wake up dead in heaven? shes like that
She is kissy fighting with her
boyfriend about 7 feet away from me
right now. I've seen her tatas more
than he has. I could say way too much
but she knows how I feel about her. She
makes me whole and I would have jumped
off the bay bridge if I had not met
her. We so Oakland. Support the bling
teeth yo. Giirrlll you know I love
you....What was yo name again?
and hasn't thrown anything at my head
recently.
What more could one ask for?