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      • Cameltoe Annie
      • Posted
      • I knocked on Skot's door the other day
        and no one answered. Impatiently I
        fled the front door, went around the
        house, and called to him in the
        backyard. No answer. I peered over
        the fence and saw Skot digging a hole
        in the lawn. He must have been
        searching for treasure or something.
      • JohneboyIV
      • Posted
      • Isn't it rich,
        Aren't we a pair
        Me here at last on the ground,
        You in mid-air
        Send in the clones
        Isn't it bliss,
        Don't you approve
        One who keeps tearing around,
        One who can't move
        Where are the clones?
        Send in the clones

        Just when I stopped opening doors
        Finally knowing the one that I wanted
        was yours
        Making my entrance again with my usual
        flair
        Sure of my lines - no one is there

        Don't you love farce,
        My fault I fear
        I thought that you'd want what I want,
        Sorry my dear
        But where are the clones
        There ought to be clones
        Quick send in the clones

        What a surprise,
        Who could foresee?
        I've come to feel about you what you
        felt about me
        Why only now when I see that you've
        drifted away
        What a surprise, what a cliche

        Isn't it rich, isn't it queer
        Losing my timing this late in my career
        And where are the clones
        Quick send in the clones
        Don't bother they're here.
      • Phyllis Diller
      • Posted
      • Fang wants to wife you and give you the
        ring. He says you're got that "Magic
        Stick".
      • Spalding
      • Posted
      • Sensors are picking up wild life forms
        on Skot's planet. Let's beam down and
        check it out.
      • Tess
      • Posted

      • The first time we met, I had to spend
        nearly two solid days with you. These
        days featured the following items:
        scorpion bowls, chicken fingers, middle
        aged gay men singing 'One' around a
        grand piano, award winning pigs and
        chickens, a horse who was planning
        something, maple cotton candy, an
        antique police car, meat on a stick, a
        mobile aquarium, parade floats, Smokey
        the bear, and an hour long sing-along
        to an ABBA cover band. There is little
        question in my mind that with a
        beginning like this, we are destined
        for the stars.
      • Dead
      • Posted
      • If'n I was thereabouts in the West
        Coast, I would bring Skot a flower to
        put on them there cute horns. Shucks...
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • Skot is fun...fun to be with, fun to
        talk to, fun to laugh with...hell,
        he's even fun to look at!
      • JohneboyIV
      • Posted
      • Skot is like a fine cheese, aged and
        stinks. Most of all he goes well with
        wine and spread very easy!
      • Faux Shizzle
      • Posted
      • Skot reminds me of my dog...Strangely
        enough, named "Skot"
      • Player Hater
      • Posted
      • Yo man, why you aint got my demo tape
        listed in your favorite music? I wrote
        that, "Bubba in my Buick" song just for
        you, man, and this is how you treat a
        honky? I thought you was my homie,
        Bubba, I thought you was my homie.

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