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      • Miranda
      • Posted
      • we both have 70 friends. we're both equally as popular. OMG
      • David
      • Posted
      • Mike still has my American Bandstand
        Communist Brigade tape. I take comfort
        in that fact, knowing that something will
        always bind us together.
      • Tara Lunch
      • Posted
      • i bet you didn't know that bob odenkirk
        used to be my boyfriend. that makes
        you connected to him in some fucked up,
        stalkerish, "kevin bacon" kind of
        way... so you should be really happy.
        or really jealous.
      • Amelia
      • Posted
      • mike is actually very sappy.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • I know a lot of guys who are into movies,
        and I know a lot of guys who are into horror
        movies amongst them. Movie Mike (as I was
        introduced to him) is, withOUT a doubt, the
        nicest guy I've ever met who was into the
        twisted shit he's into. I am, of course,
        referring to his "Designing Women"
        obsession. He's got so much Delta Burke
        on his brain, he's turning into a real Annie
        Potts-head. Let us pray.
      • Adam.nefarious
      • Posted
      • zaviga-fuckin'-lay
      • jason
      • Posted
      • Du hast du eine shone Bal.
      • Pants
      • Posted
      • Hello, this am PANTS! Um, I don't
        eat "blinds," Michael just "deafs"
        (or "deaves," if you prefer). God!
        Those people can't see! They're
        defenseless! I AM NOT THAT EVIL!!!
        (But those "not-hearing-stuff"
        mutherfuckers... yeah FUCK them!)
      • Sadya
      • Posted
      • Though Mike might be having a bit too
        much suck and not enough shine lately, he
        is one of the coolest people I know and I am
        sure that soon life will be like one big
        sunshine ball for him and everyone he
        "touches". Of course, watching films about
        serial rapists and deranged killers doesn't
        help ones mood much, but for Mike these
        activities are an art form... it would please
        him to know that my film almost includes a
        scene where a person is forced fellate a
        deer hoof...
      • jason
      • Posted
      • My life trickles away. Thanks to
        Michael, I spend my days in training,
        conditioning my dominant hand in
        strength and agility, preparing for the
        upcoming Rock Paper Scissors:
        Slapping Version tournament.
        Despite our being the only players
        on the championship level, it
        promises to be the most exciting
        athletic event since the third century
        BC.

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