Who wouldn't want to be with Joel
after reading about his interests!!
Joel, if things don't work out here..
I know of a russian mute amputee who
needs a new spot to lock her lips onto
and never let go.....
Joel states I have a "trail of putty
tang" following me around. Then he
asks "Where's my leftovers man?
Leftovers!". Look man, there can only
be ONE WEAVE. Seriously, Joel is
masta of video games, no gamer can
stand in his way for long as they
would truly be plowed by the maniacal
finger jab of a triple SHIIIROKAN!
combo of Street Figher 2. Do not
challenge him on the Nofriendo, you
will be SEGA'ED.
Joel and I were partners in crime way
back in the days when Commodore 64 was
cool. Just ask him about our infamous
click, the "Apple Dumpling Gang"
I have known him since 5th grade!
Somehow we have stayed in touch over
the years. This guy is mad funny!!
Just check out his friendster profile.
I was in tears. My best high school
memory was with this guy making
our "MacBeth" Video. Joel is off the
hook!!
Joel feeds me yummy food and lets me
use his spa. Sometimes I drive him
around so he can get drunk and squeeze
boobs, since I won't let him squeeze
mine. :)
If there was an emoticon for the finger. I would put it
here. Today, in my mind, I legalized murder. Today I've
killed three people on the freeway with my mind. I feel
better now. Who wants cookies??? *kill*
Who I Want to Meet:
girls who dont talk and do what they're told. COOK!!! CLEAN!
also girls who dont call the police every time they're "put
in their place". Murderers. Pretty mute girls. Amputees.
Midgets.
And I could probably do it again.
after reading about his interests!!
Joel, if things don't work out here..
I know of a russian mute amputee who
needs a new spot to lock her lips onto
and never let go.....
sound mad stupid. sho 'nuff!
tang" following me around. Then he
asks "Where's my leftovers man?
Leftovers!". Look man, there can only
be ONE WEAVE. Seriously, Joel is
masta of video games, no gamer can
stand in his way for long as they
would truly be plowed by the maniacal
finger jab of a triple SHIIIROKAN!
combo of Street Figher 2. Do not
challenge him on the Nofriendo, you
will be SEGA'ED.
back in the days when Commodore 64 was
cool. Just ask him about our infamous
click, the "Apple Dumpling Gang"
I have known him since 5th grade!
Somehow we have stayed in touch over
the years. This guy is mad funny!!
Just check out his friendster profile.
I was in tears. My best high school
memory was with this guy making
our "MacBeth" Video. Joel is off the
hook!!
or 12 years old. He's always had a
twisted personality, but he could make
you laugh. :)
still baking cookies and muffins....
What happen to those days?
use his spa. Sometimes I drive him
around so he can get drunk and squeeze
boobs, since I won't let him squeeze
mine. :)