Richmond University

University of Richmond

Providing top notch landscaping and education

Richmond

Raising Money, Landscaping, girls on this side, boys on that side, New Construction, parking tickets, free-flowing frozen yogurt, spidercards, gazebos, Richmond

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Actual Bells are Ringing, The Octaves

Dawson's Creek, the 1992 Presidential Debates; Commander in Chief

Most people think I've got it made. My student body was
voted best looking by many men's magazines, I have more
SUV's parked in my lot per capita than any other school in
the union, and I have terrific academic integrity with US
News and World Reports ranking me number one in the
Southeast. But deep down, I know it's not enough. Under
my gorgeous gothic architecture and well manicured lawns, I
know I'm under appreciated. Why won't they admit I'm as
good as any Ivy League school? My seal looks like theirs,
my campus and facilities have no rival, yet people still
confuse me with UVA when I introduce myself. Tell me, does
William and Mary have these sort of problems, I think not.
But I'll show them, I'll continue to raise my tuition,
renovate buildings, and award enormous cash prizes to
students who ask ridiculous and meaningless questions for
the Richmond Quest. Not Ivy League? You're right, I'm ten
times better!

Wealthy Alumni willing to donate large sums of money to add
to my already fat endowment, Upper-Middle class high school
students from New Jersey whose parents can afford my
tuition, Professors who don't think it a travesty of
education to have a coffee bar in the library,
Groundskeepers who are willing to spend their entire
careers re-planting the flowers around campus, D-Hall
workers who know how to effectively ration out chicken
strips so that no one student can have too many, and, on a
personal note, I want to meet the person or persons who
think it's funny to always throw a garbage can into my lake
during drinking binges!

Dont forget: Befriendster me. First name Richmond, last
name University.