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Maria Luina
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Mar 2003
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Hometown:
Reston, Va
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Maria's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/35262
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Other education:
UVA, Columbia Law School
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Occupation:
Attorney
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What I enjoy doing:
running, partying, movies, reading, bargain shopping, uva/yankees baseball
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Favorite Books:
One Hundred Years of Solitude, Mr. Vertigo, Catch-22, Love in the Time of Cholera, Eva Luna, The Namesake, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Middlesex
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Favorite Movies:
The Big Labowski, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Sense & Sensibility, The Royal Tenenbaums, Say Anything, Like Water for Chocolate, Lost in Translation, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Eternal Sunshine
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Favorite TV Shows:
Thirty Rock, The Office, Conan, The Daily Show
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legal scholar on the other, radical
feminist theorist on the one hand,
devoted wife and mother of three on
the other, Maria is primarily known
for having been born with four
hands (a secret she only reveals to
her closest friends, and fellow
freaks such as myself). Maria is
such a bundle of contradictions in
fact that mathematicians last year
proved her to be a logical
impossibility; and yet she walks
among us, her mere existence
silently taunting all those who vainly
continue to believe in a rational,
well-ordered universe. Because of
Maria, I am a depressed nihilist
coffee-drinking cigarette-smoking
washout. Thank you, I guess.
Maria and I also share a great
affection for the small children of
other people. She is also a very
nice person.
and me a better person, for having her
in my life. She is a constant
inspiration. Her intelligence, hard
work, perseverance, dedication,
loyalty, modesty, unselfish acts,
implicit ability to be
fair/nonjudgmental, patience, and
kindness make her a novel gift to all
that know her. She is my adopted
sister, and I would give her one of my
kidneys,without hesitation, if she
needed it. Additionally, she always
manages to looked coiffed, and
appropriately accessorized. In a decade
or two, Maria is going to be nominated
to be a Supreme Court Justice. . .from
there I see her moving on to be
President. Maria Luina our first female
president!! Just watch. . . Oh yes,
she also does a great impression of Pee
Wee Herman's laugh.
amazing infectious personality of
anyone! A voice of reason in a world
of crazy!!! Also so happy to have a
good NYC Attorney in my back pocket!