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      Maria Luina
      Female, 30, Married, Falls Church, VAMore
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      • Ben
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      • Party girl on the one hand, serious
        legal scholar on the other, radical
        feminist theorist on the one hand,
        devoted wife and mother of three on
        the other, Maria is primarily known
        for having been born with four
        hands (a secret she only reveals to
        her closest friends, and fellow
        freaks such as myself). Maria is
        such a bundle of contradictions in
        fact that mathematicians last year
        proved her to be a logical
        impossibility; and yet she walks
        among us, her mere existence
        silently taunting all those who vainly
        continue to believe in a rational,
        well-ordered universe. Because of
        Maria, I am a depressed nihilist
        coffee-drinking cigarette-smoking
        washout. Thank you, I guess.
        Maria and I also share a great
        affection for the small children of
        other people. She is also a very
        nice person.
      • LisaMarie
      • Posted
      • Maria makes the world a better place,
        and me a better person, for having her
        in my life. She is a constant
        inspiration. Her intelligence, hard
        work, perseverance, dedication,
        loyalty, modesty, unselfish acts,
        implicit ability to be
        fair/nonjudgmental, patience, and
        kindness make her a novel gift to all
        that know her. She is my adopted
        sister, and I would give her one of my
        kidneys,without hesitation, if she
        needed it. Additionally, she always
        manages to looked coiffed, and
        appropriately accessorized. In a decade
        or two, Maria is going to be nominated
        to be a Supreme Court Justice. . .from
        there I see her moving on to be
        President. Maria Luina our first female
        president!! Just watch. . . Oh yes,
        she also does a great impression of Pee
        Wee Herman's laugh.
      • Jamie
      • Posted
      • The nicest smile backed up by the most
        amazing infectious personality of
        anyone! A voice of reason in a world
        of crazy!!! Also so happy to have a
        good NYC Attorney in my back pocket!

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