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Schools (Other):
Hackley; Blair Academy; Circle in the Square Theater School
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College/University:
University of Rochester, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, English/Theater
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Occupation:
storyteller
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Hobbies and Interests:
scripp
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Favorite Books:
The Time Traveler's Wife, The World According to Garp, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Love in the Time of Cholera, Prince of Tides, Memoirs of a Geisha, and probably some other Oprah b.c. shit Ive read
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Favorite Movies:
Caddyshack, Pumping Iron, Billy Madison, Flirting with Disaster, Shawshank Redemption, Johnny Stecchino, True Romance, The Jerk, Back to School, Secretary, Donnie Darko, anything Christopher Guest, Loverboy, Real Genius, Flash Gordon, Zoolander, The Boy Who Could Fly, Time Bandits
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Favorite Music:
Beatles, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Postal Service, The Pixies, The Cure, Mew, Broken Social Scene, The Smiths, Bright Eyes, The Go! Team, Feist, The Mars Volta, At the Drive In, The Beach Boys, Flaming Lips, Beastie Boys, Beck, Damian Rice, Hall&Oates, Depeche Mode, Coldplay, Duran Duran, Tears for Fears, Death Cab for Cutie
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Family Ties, Golden Girls, Just the Ten of Us, Alf, Kate & Allie
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
CON GUSTO.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Long lost friends. Fish friends. Winos. Drunks. Flaneurs.
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funeral, she'll enthusiastically be there,
looking hot with her fuschia retro
earrings, a chai tea, some funky black
fish net stockings, and a big-ass water
bottle to share with all. Three words: The
Amish Market
close to her as possible.
i forced myself to buy overly expensive
coffee just to get time in.
is amazing....I honestly have never met
a more adorable person..puppies
everywhere are upset that they are no
longer needed to fill the universe's
cute requirments...GLOWS she does!!
and now some poetry:
MEL is swell
she does not smell
if i fell
she would not tell
she treats me well
that gosh darn mel
TADA
karaoke offered, I began my vocal stylings
with this Swede. Now that our energy as a
duo has been realized, we're set to release
our debut album "I I I I" which will include our
new cover of Air Supply's classic ballad "All
Out of Love."
"Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?
Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?"
girl so much we created a personal work
greeting which requires awkward ballet
movement and jazz hands. Her passion
for life is invigorating; an adventure
is always around the corner. It is a
sad, (yet productive) day when Mel is
not in the office...she is truly unique,
a great listener, and always surrounded
by friends. We often speak of marriage
but I'm a "bearded lady, so all is
lost...
good for adding life to drab
gatherings, but is also useful for
tripping off sound detectors while
trying to steal condoms, and disposable
cameras from closed bodegas. Her
ability to make sandwiches with her
feet can come in very handy if she's
ever handless and hungry. Her affinity
for vowels and the word harder may seem
strange until you get her screaming in
the sack.
pants if I've ever met one! Maybe
she's a few hours late to whereever
she's going, but who cares, 'cause the
party's not starting without her
anyway... Get to know mel, cause she's
the best. Unless you're a creep...
then stay away from her.
I'll tell you where. . . in Melissa's pants!! All
I have to say is she can take pictures of my
hose anytime!! I hate exlamation points!!!!
Italian stallion. She's a heart breaker
so watch out boys!!! She'll knock
your socks off and throw you for a
loop. She's hot to trot and I mean
sizzling. word.