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Occupation:
seasonal mix master/ zen master-in-training
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Affiliations:
www.kexp.org
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Hobbies and Interests:
lucky pennies, novelty ice cubes, raising the doodle, crossword puzzles, tunics, looking for rats in the subway, windex wipes, cooking stuff, juggling a little
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Favorite Books:
NY Post. US Weekly. Island of the Day Before
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Favorite Movies:
Harold and Maude, Baraka, Rushmore, Igby Goes Down, the Piano, Grosse Point Blank, Election
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Favorite Music:
Puppy Death Juice, Wet Denim, Verve, Captain Fatass, Paper Towels, Cocteau Twins, Retard Helmet, Elbow, Manitoba, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, MBV, Joy Division, The Kills, Spiritualized, SPOON.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six feet Under, The Magic Garden, Great Space Coaster, and I watch alot of Animal Planet
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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Ill be the hero youre dreaming of
Were gonna live forever
Knowing together that we
Did it all for the glory of love
as cool as stevie nicks, or better yet,
chuck mangione, and i say that even
though she's threatened to dump me for
underwear bff.
Pearls...bunnies. Bunnies and Pearls
She rockets and rocks it all around the world
She wearin' cashmere from head to toe
When she lays with pirates she yells Yo-Ho-Ho
I'll drink the whiskey and she'll drink the rum
She loves kissin boys who chew lotsa gum
Dubstah. Dubstah. Dubstah.
"Fuck Everything" is the greatest
thing I have ever fucking seen come
out of Kristi...
Whatthefuckeverhernameis. I mean
fuck me in the head, but that's
fucking edit-fucking-torial at it's
full-fucking-finest. Kristi, I am proud
to have your fucked-up drawing of a
fucking DJ on my Eff-ing Friendster
page nutsac.
Kristi hasn't gotten in the way of our
years of musical collaboration in
obscure death-metal bands like
Stamped-Tin Wind-Up Toy Ducks
From Taiwan, Inflatable Fisher-Price
Dolls For Tots and, most notably, If
the Buddha Would Just Take His
Non-Attachmental Thumb Out of His
Ass and Do Something, Perhaps We
Could All Enjoy World Peace in Hippy
Harmony Together, which won a
2002 Grammy for Most Offensive
New Folk Artist. Folk? What do those
nimrods know?
drives me (ahem) and other men wild,
she is a tall glass of true class. I've
got her back so don't fuck with her!