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Damon Gant
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Nov 2003
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Hometown:
P-House
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Damon's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/3553663
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Occupation:
bob
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Favorite Books:
Shogun, and one day, i swear to god, i'm gonna read it!!
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Favorite Movies:
fight club, return of the jedi, super troopers, lock stock & two smoking barrels
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Favorite Music:
ben harper, dmb, beck, r. kelly (i'm gonna pee on you), outkast, jay-z, Cake, Janes Addiction
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Favorite TV Shows:
jeopardy, seinfeld, the oc, just about everything on E!
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apart from all other people on the
planet. The first is his amazing
facial hair. He can grow a mustache,
beard, goatee, fu manchu, sideburns
(even porkchop sideburns), or shave it
all off if he wants to. As someone who
can count the number of his facial
hairs with two hands and a foot, I can
truly appreciate this skill. The
second thing is Damon's ability to
communicate with animals
telepathically. This amazing skill has
served Damon well through the years,
saving him from countless dog bites,
shark attacks, bird droppings and
elephant stampedes. The movie
Beastmaster was loosely based on
Damon's life, and I think we can all
agree that it was an exciting film.
There are many other reasons Damon is
cool (his lovemaking expertise, his
paintball marksmanship and his
unrivaled tiramisu), but these two
talents make Damon the most amazing
person ever to tread the planet. I
feel blessed to even know him and to
call him a friend is a miracle.
mantra - guns don't kill people,
people with mustaches kill people.
This is perhaps why he keeps the full
goatee, to be perceived as nice and
sweet, but also giving you a glimpse
of the mustache just waiting to break
free. He also really does like to pee
on people.