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Tyler Simonds
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Sterling, Massachusetts
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Company:
Cravath, Jackie Treehorn Productions
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Tyler's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/355910
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Schools:
Applewild School, Attended 1986 - 1996, Class of 2006
Concord Academy, Attended 1996 - 1999
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Other education:
Concord Academy '99, Vassar '03
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College/University:
Vassar College, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of , Bachelor's Degree, Film
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Occupation:
LAW STUDENT!
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Affiliations:
Red Sox Nation, Super Friends, Others, Human Fund (a donation has been made in your name)
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What I enjoy doing:
Red Sox Baseball, Hot sauce, martinis, Lacrosse, cooking, Film Noir, filling my iPod, coffee, Jeremy's Ale House, text messaging, VORP, OPS, playoff beards, ruffage.
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Favorite Books:
Flicker, Moby Dick, Light in August, The Great Gatsby, Song of Solomon, In Cold Blood, Anything by David Sedaris, Huckleberry Finn, The New York Trilogy, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Under the Banner of Heaven, The Devil in the White City, Ender's Game, Anything by Edward Gorey or Raymond Carver
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Favorite Movies:
Sunset Blvd, Mysterious Skin, Bottle Rocket, Donnie Darko, Drugstore Cowboy, Secret of N.I.M.H, Harold & Maude, Out of Sight, Angels & Insects, Exotica, Thin Red Line, Barry Lyndon, George Washington (its not about the President!), Hoop Dreams, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Stalag 17, The Sweet Hereafter, Unforgiven, Once Were Warriors, Fresh, Chinatown, At Close Range, The Wild Bunch, Dark City, Harold and Maude, One False Move, Bad Santa, Taxi Driver, School of Rock, Sweet Smell of Success, Naked, Night of the Hunter, Rosemary's Baby, Short Cuts, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Dirty Dozen, Ghost Dog, i could go on and on...
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Favorite Music:
Mermaid Ave. is the best album i have ever owned... ANYTHING Motown (esp. My Morning Jacket, Temptations and Four Tops), Wilco, Death Cab, Hope Sandoval, Explosions in the Sky, Calexico, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, Pink Floyd, Massive Attack, Iron & Wine, Smiths, Leonard Cohen, Red House Painters, Johnny Cash, Otis Redding, Roy Orbison, Velvet Underground
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Wire, Lost, OC, Sopranos, Arrested Development, Baseball Tonight, 60 Minutes, The Shield, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, anything on Discovery channel
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
- can't spell for shit
- I have a natural distrust for anyone who likes Guy Ritchie movies or the work of Ayn Rand...
- I am a horrible So Doku player but I can't put those damn puzzles down
-I love lamp
- When asked for money on the subway I only give it to two kinds of people: 1.) People playing the violin, 2.) Convicted felons.
- I am the cleanest messy person you will ever meet
- I follow the path of least aggression
- When it comes to movies and baseball I am right. You are not.
- When it comes to directions or tying knots, you are right. I am not.
- The jamaican beef patty is a wonderful delight.
"Y'know, people are always putting New Jersey down. None
of my friends can believe I live here. But that's because
they don't get it: I'm living in a state of irony."
-Happiness
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Who I Want to Meet:
Theory nerds..
Anybody who can add to my music catalogue!
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To my simple comment, Darn, there is no sugar for my coffee, Tyler curtly replied Why dont you drink it black like you have a pair. Now, daily, at the Office Coffee Pot, I find myself contemplating the sugar and wondering, Do I have a pair? My only solace comes from Jeffery Lebowski, who reminds me, that strong men have also cried, Strong men have also cried.
Perhaps, strong men, have also, every now and then, used sugar?
he's a cool customer as they say: funny
and crazy. It's been a while since we
saw each other so I hope all is well with
him. But looking back to CA days I have
no doubt that he's doing just swell.
to make a punk go crazy. Tyler brings to
the table his arsenal of Movie
knowledge, his quick wit, smart-ass
comments, smoothness with the ladies,
and also a gloc. He dabbles in
interpretive dance and thus becomes
the master of his body. He becomes
lost in the forest of mystic arts and is
able to then transform all human spirits
into shapes. Circles, triangles,
octogons, but not rectangles. A man
once said something wise, Tyler was
there to serve that man food. Crumpets
and Strawberry jam.
moves quickly (sometimes on all fours
and especially when playing lacrosse).
He speaks quickly (sometimes in
gibberish). He scratches his head
vigorously when confused or bored and
can use his toes to play video games.
Thus, Tyler = monkey. However, few
monkeys can converse intelligently
about Faulker, Ellroy and Mellville.
go there. and after i wrote such a
beautiful testimonial. if i had any
recollections of that evening, i'm sure
i would feel bad. but i don't, so all i
can say is that you should maintain a
safe distance from this little tippler
when she's that drunk. word to the
wise, my friend.
for about 2 weeks now. He never ceases
to amaze me with his wit and his
ability to juggle 300 instant messages
at once, listen to the BoSox game on
his computer, while half-heartedly
making a binder of exciting stuff. I'd
like to think of him as a son of sorts,
not anything romantic or anything like
that. (no matter what Tyler says). I
would wholeheartedly recommend being
friends with Tyler for at least two
weeks, because I haven't had any
problems yet. Just watch his hands...