Dave is rowdy.com. When he came to Austin
for the show, I talked to him for an hour and a
half, and it changed my life. He basically told
me to pull my head out of my ass and go after
what I wanted because it was reachable. Every
project that I have worked on since then has
had a thank you to Dave Attell. A true
gentleman and scholar, if not insomniac and
lover of "rotgut."
Dave is like a hot Latin lover, except
he's not Latin. He made me promise I
wouldn't tell about his
incredible...... oh wait, I'm not
allowed to tell. My experiences with
Dave showed me that the cliches about
drunks are not always true. They can,
oh, wait, I'm not supposed to tell......
Dave remember that night at Caroline's
(probably not you were fucking wasted)
when you repeated that joke reeeeaaaal
slow for me. I didn't get it. Can you
tell it to me again, slower this time?
By the way I'll be at the P&E (73rd
and Amsterdam) tonight celebrating my
drunk and disorderly charges getting
dropped, come on by and lets get drunk
and disorderly. Budweiser and Jager
shots will be waiting fer ya. Yarg!
Muahhh...come to Okinawa!!! The
Marines love ya here!!! Lots of bars
& Lots of great people!!!
eightball with you last weekend. holla
back next time you're in new york.
for the show, I talked to him for an hour and a
half, and it changed my life. He basically told
me to pull my head out of my ass and go after
what I wanted because it was reachable. Every
project that I have worked on since then has
had a thank you to Dave Attell. A true
gentleman and scholar, if not insomniac and
lover of "rotgut."
he's not Latin. He made me promise I
wouldn't tell about his
incredible...... oh wait, I'm not
allowed to tell. My experiences with
Dave showed me that the cliches about
drunks are not always true. They can,
oh, wait, I'm not supposed to tell......
and wiseasses with a twisted sense of
humor. You know...guy shit.
show? All I see are these goddamn re-
runs, wtf comedy central??!!
fire up a d00b!
planet! I love jokes about midgets
and porn.
(probably not you were fucking wasted)
when you repeated that joke reeeeaaaal
slow for me. I didn't get it. Can you
tell it to me again, slower this time?
By the way I'll be at the P&E (73rd
and Amsterdam) tonight celebrating my
drunk and disorderly charges getting
dropped, come on by and lets get drunk
and disorderly. Budweiser and Jager
shots will be waiting fer ya. Yarg!
BEST job ever! Can I PLEASE be your
assistant? I promise to get drunk every
night....