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That Sandra's a lil' nipple nipper.
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"I used to get in trouble in Kindergarten because I spent more of my time helping classmates than doing my own work. I don't..."
More about Farhad
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Schools:
Myles Es, Attended 1983 - 1989, Class of 1989 Perry Jhs, Attended 1989 - 1992, Class of 1992 New Hartford Shs, Attended 1992 - 1995, Class of 1995
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Schools (Other):
New Hartford Senior High School, Cornell University
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College/University:
Cornell University, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Biology
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Occupation:
Fixing Crap Other People Break, Reading Manuals
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Affiliations:
A.D.D., mild retardation. Oh wait, I thought it said "Afflictions"
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Hobbies and Interests:
Filling out surveys about things I like, pants, monkeys.
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Favorite Books:
Please read Fast Food Nation. Science nonfiction, travel narratives are cool. I enjoy the odd David Sedaris title here and there as well.
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Favorite Music:
Catherine Wheel, Mogwai, Weezer, Underworld, 50, Jay-Z, David Gray, Air, Swayzak, electronic/dance mixes e.g. Ministry of Sound albums, the 80s stuff I remember listening to late nights when I went to sleep, including Foreigner (don't hate, they had a lot of hot singles); I'll listen to whatever you're playing, though, as long as it's not about some dude who lost his trailer or found Jesus.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, NYPD Blue, CSI, Mysteries of the Deep, Mythbusters, Da Ali G Show, Chappelle's Show, Dexter's Laboratory, The Daily Show, SpongeBob Squarepants, Aqua Teen, Sealab, Wild Boyz, Globe Trekker, Saturday Night Live, Modern Marvels, all those random pop culture VH1 shows
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I used to get in trouble in Kindergarten because I spent more of my time helping classmates than doing my own work. I don't know how you're supposed to read into that; was I trying to avoid doing my own work or was I simply that concerned for the well-being of my five-year-old peers? Perhaps I was seeking their acceptance? Either way, they used to pick on me. Bastards.
Does anyone out there care about spelling or grammar anymore? I received a postcard in the mail from a real estate company bragging about their "Experise" (I garnered from context that it was supposed to be "Expertise") in huge letters on the back. For shame, Corcoran.
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Who I Want to Meet:
If you're gonna hang with me, you'd better have a healthy (and forgiving) sense of humor and a decent handle on the American canon of pop culture and movies from 1985-present. I don't mind if you're missing limbs or whatever, as long as you don't complain if we go hang out at a place that isn't handicapped-accessible. Because I'm crazy. I'll cut your other leg off if you cross me, punk. I swear.
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commercial the announcer described
Farhad as "Three-time official fun guy."
computer glitch and make you laugh at the
same time. How does he do that? Genus I
tell you. Farhad should be given his own tv
show asap or maybe he would be better as
a stand up comedian. Hmmm thats a tough
call, I'll have to get back to you on that one.
know what bukkake means...Does he? But
we do!!!
the bukkake video farhad and I made
last time I was in NYC, I realized that
we don't have a title yet...how
about "He Blinded Me With Science"?
looks almost as good on him as it does
on me!
christmas...they are a re-gift!
to save his life!
monkey in pants?