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Mark
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Woodland, CA
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Mark's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/358966
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Occupation:
graphic designer
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What I enjoy doing:
art, music, moving about the world, taunting underlings, tennis, winning, losing
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Favorite Books:
glue, quantum and the lotus, the prettiest woman in town, pulp, choke, lynch on lynch, software manuals
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Favorite Movies:
brazil, mulholland drive, city of lost children
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Favorite Music:
beck, fuck, thinking fellers local 282, grandaddy, blur, snoop, 50cent, nate denver's neck
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Favorite TV Shows:
brak, simpsons, ali g, south park
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About Me:
introverted mostly water
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Who I Want to Meet:
people?
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would taste like shit, but it'd look
like mark.
Take some pine, Meat!
night we were hanging out, drinking in
a parking lot w/ a bunch of people on
an unseasonably hot, SF night, waiting
for a jumproping performance to start,
when 50 rolled up. They singled out
Mark to interrogate him about his
activities. After asking his age &
finding out he was 37, they were kind
of like, why the f**k are you still
hanging around drinking in parking
lots?!
searching for opium and ending up with
X. Our own personal vietnamese man
pixie. Having a 5 am photo shoot on the
street of Hoian. good fucking times
rescue your buddy from a bamboo
cage, you'd have to put together an
elite team to do so. you'll need a
sniper, a medic, a demolitions
expert, a scout, and wait are you
forgetting somebody? what about a
guy to paint buttholes and polyps.
what about a guy who is smart
enough to beat my lesbian girlfriend
at chess and possibly make out with
her? what about a guy who plays a
small red guitar and rolls head
spinning 50/50s under an overhead
fan in dimly lit hotel room overlooking
a busy street with pretty girls riding
side saddle. what about a guy to
play tennis with if you end up in
some sort of country club type war
camp, you know the kind, sort of like
hogan's heros only with out those
cranky germans, lots of champagne,
and instead of bob crane it's like
ashton kutcher or someone. what
about that guy? that guy is mark
winn, short for fuckin' winner. you'll
be glad you brought him along.
'cause when you finally get to the
'nam and the war's been over since
like forever, you'll be glad mark is
with you, you'll find the rest of your
team useless, except for the medic.
he's still usefull, and probably makes
wonderful finger sandwiches. and
what about the guy in the bamboo
cage? it's hard to say, he's not on
friendster.