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Krista
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Planet Crunkadonitron 5000
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Krista's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/359095
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Occupation:
Embarrassing myself in public
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What I enjoy doing:
Pork Roast, Prime Rib, Bacon, Polish Sausage (haha), Spare Ribs, Rump Steak
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Favorite Books:
Baudrillard, Hesse, Murakami, Vonnegut, Paul Beatty's "The White Boy Shuffle", Brian Greene's "The Elegant Universe", Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time" - god, I'm such a dork
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Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Battle Royale, Dream with the Fishes, Wonder Boys, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The City of Lost Children, Blade Runner, and weird documentaries
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Favorite Music:
Flamethrowa gets niiiiiiiiiiiiice on the microphone!
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Favorite TV Shows:
TV rots your brain, and gives helpless, cartoon-watching Japanese children seizures.
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About Me:
I like stuff. Inquire within.
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yard, and she's like, "it's better than yours",
your damn right it's better than yours. She
could teach you, but she's got to charge$$
(although she might waive the fee if you
write her a good testimonial) I miss your
milkshakes Krista.
humping Greg, Khalil, and Jeremy with
you (eeuwwh, not like he's
unattractive, he's yo' man) last night
at the slipper room!!
doesnt even come close. Mythical is
gettin there, but Crispy Crunk and
Ready to Roll pretty much sums it up
(in English at least). To properly
define Firecrackers full worth youd
have to express it in some lost
ancient language, translate it to
sandscrit, have three kings and
Shakesphere re-write it, impose it as
a religeon, fight 37 wars over it,
crucify some unlucky bastard, debate
it for twelve centuries, lose its
meaning in 900 translations, reprint
it in the condensed clifnotes version,
get Charleton Heston to make a couple
movies based on the damn thing, have
some naked guy sitting on a
mountaintop in south central Tibet
tell you the true meaning and THEN...
you still wouldnt get it. Heels on
Wheels, Beeeotch, WHAT!!!
refused the past 4 testies that I
wrote. Don't you just wish you knew
what they said?
sacred right of the Passing of the
Staff brings them no comfort. And
yet, a beacon of fanastical magickry
illuminates the battlefield. How dare
she call for a tournament, while the
empire is under siege. Intestines
used as a shawl, she is now warm.
Hi Krista, it's Ben.
just for show, you know press
junckets, photo shoots, keepin' it
gangsta, etc, and the other is
stolen. When we need to beat down a
COW, we bring out this girl, then she
and Aude go at it, all the boys gather
around, and you know, it's just
another night rollin' with Heelz on
Wheelz.
pudunkadunka, god damn! Second of all
Fukin' A has spoken!
thanx! Let's get it straight NO MORE
INDAH ON BET @ the pool table for two
big thugs at Jay-Z club. Love, indah.
sadly, I am not. This is why I tried
to talk her out of betting Indah to
those two thugs at jay-Z's club last
night. Poor Indah, I wonder what
happened to her. PS I owe you a
beer. Budweiser. And at Turkey's
Nest they are only $2.50 so if you
want to go there I am all for it.
at any of my gigs. She's one of the
sexiest girls I know...she should start
a band called Iknowuwannafukme