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"I am a person that is constantly trying to outrun my
pesky social conscience. I like to get angry at things
and do..."
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Occupation:
customer service
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Hobbies and Interests:
concerts, beer, reality tv, anarchism, movies, my bike, zines, smoking, bad movies, knitting, cooking
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Favorite Books:
The Executioner's song, A Prayer for Owen Meany, i liked the Ender's Game series, Steven King, nonfiction about the evils of capitalism and government, comics like Love and Rockets, Naughty Bits, Bitter Pie, anything by Ariel Schrag, and zines.
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Favorite Movies:
Clueless, Say Anything, Do the Right Thing, Moonstruck, Better off Dead, Shrek, most crappy romantic comedies
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Favorite Music:
Silkworm, Rocket from the Crypt, Pixies, Galaxie 500, Modest Mouse, Black Heart Procession, Unwound!, Smog, 7 year bitch
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, The Real World, Emergency Vets, the Sopranos, South Park, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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About Me:
I am a person that is constantly trying to outrun my
pesky social conscience. I like to get angry at things
and do things that are escapist, like drinking lots of
beer, sitting on the couch and watching happy things on
TV instead of paying attention to the overwhelming evil
that is consuming this world. Also, I am in love with
Nathan, who is my husband. Do I sound like a good
friend? I didn't think so.
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Who I Want to Meet:
An honest person. A white male that doesn't push me
around. An anarchist that doesn't act like a fascist. A
psychiatrist that will wave a wand and make me
well-adjusted.
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since like 5 months ago, I guess because, she's
like pregnant or something. oooh aren't you
precious. You're the one who bugged me to
get on this thing in the first place...pfft... I
must admit though that this is one hot
pregnant mama. makes me wish i had a bun
in my oven... ahem.... well now that we've lost
our lil collin (*waaah*) looks like we'll have to
hangout more...don't budge, I'll do the coming
over...anyway, it took me years to stop trying
to speak in that cutesy voice of hers because
its so damn funny and sweet. and then she
can get angry and you want none of that. we
used to work at this evil place together and I
am glad to say that she still likes. she is the
sweetest and nathan and her little one are
the luckiest.
and I suggest you do the same. A lot of the
phrases and quotes I use sound best when
she says them, so I'm always hearing her
voice, and her snicker, and the way she says,
"Shut up, geek," even though we live far
apart. I also like her because she has a couch
now and I can go back to sleeping on her
couch whenever I feel like it without asking.
She and Nathan are cool like that.
know. Of course, she's also kind,
generous, a thought-provoking writer
and publisher, a lover of animals, and
a true friend. But none of that's
important if you're funny. Which she
is. Real, real funny.
+Wendy listens to rock-n-roll music.
+Wendy is sharper then a ice pick
+Wendy dishes wit and sarcaism
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Bottom Line.....Wendy=rad
already tell she's a rare blend of
adorable and smack-talkin', heat-
packin' rad. She says really cool
things but i won't repeat them here
because out of context they don't
sound as cool as they actually are.
testimonial boat.
Wendy is my loving wife and mother
to our cat and future children.
She is the most special person I
have ever met, full of life and vigor
and not afraid to share that with you if
you're privileged to get to know her.
She prepares unimaginable feasts
on an almost daily basis, often from
what's in the fridge and off the to of
her head.
She writes with more wit and honesty
than anyone I know.
She fits so well in my arms.
She knows all the spelling and the
rules of grammar I could never be
bothered with.
She makes me happy when I think of
her, when I see her, and when I
reach out in the night and she's
there.
If you want to get to know her you're
in for a treat.
If you want to read her writing you've
got to buy a copy of Slouch,
www.momIreadslouch.net.
Best of Luck.
and things to put in your belly. i
believe that the portion of her brain
that controls yumminess is exceedingly
developed. and as we all know,
yumminess and sweetness are closely
related. therefor wendy also commands
enourmous quantities of sweetness that
she employs generously among her
compatriates. i conclude that wendy is
wonderful.
You are a special friend. I'm so glad
you introducted me to Friendster (TM).
It is really helping me with my self-
esteem.
No, wait. Wendy is great, for real.
She tells the truth. And that's the
most important thing!
follow trends, rules, or advice, Wendy
lives life in her own beautiful way.
She's always being impish and batting
her eyelashes as she leads you into the
uncharted and dangerous territory of
non-conformism. One of my favorite
memories is when she flipped me off as
she was riding away from her wedding in
a taxi with her husband. Fuck you! Fuck
you! I love you!