eliot glenn

The Pembroke Hill School, Attended 1985 - 2000, Class of 2000

Columbia University, Attended 2006 - Present, Class of 2007, Other, Business, Math
Cranbrook Academy of Art, Attended 2005 - 2006, Class of 2007, Master's Degree, Sculpture
University of Pennsylvania, Attended 2000 - 2005, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Fine Arts

purveyor of haute couture & all-around good guy

Pi Lambda Phi, the Inspiration

me, brazil, erykah badu, doa, macs, the great american interchange, llamas, alpacas, beautiful people, natasha

the rules of attraction

sister act I & II, adventures in babysitting, romy & michelle's high school reunion, almost famous, the door in the floor, spirited away, amelie, todo sobre mi madre & other almodovar films, il est plus facile pour un chameau ...

Feist, Sam Cooke, Joni Mitchell, Keith Lancaster & The Acappella Company, Sade, Acappella, Everything but the Girl, Amy Winehouse, Erykah Badu, Ella Fitzgerald, Anita Baker, Soweto Gospel Choir, Édith Piaf, Joyce Rosenzweig, John Coltrane, Paul Simon, Phoebe Snow, Ojos de Brujo, Shakira, Madonna, Donna Summer, Stan Getz & João Gilberto, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Esthero, Missy Elliott, Billie Holiday, A Tribe Called Quest, Laura Nyro, Dubtribe Sound System, Björk, Fiona Apple, Lola Flores, Gloria Estefan, SWV, Mary J. Blige, Peaches, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Dinah Washington, Christina Aguilera, Toni Braxton, Nina Simone, Whitney Houston, Thomas Newman, Brandy, Bob Marley, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Marvin Gaye, Zap Mama

arrested development, golden girls, big love, the big idea, my so-called life, six feet under, sex & the city, entourage, friends, i love lucy, cowboy bebop, will & grace, the simple life

Just look at the surface of ... me, and there i am. there's nothing behind it.
-Andy Warhol

We're all friends on the surface, where it counts.
-Grace Adler, Will & Grace

Here in America, we hide our feelings.
-Summer Roberts, the O.C.

Be what you are, but pretend to be something else.
-Yossi Avni Levi, CBST

We all want something beautiful; man, I wish i was beautiful.
-Counting Crows, "Mr Jones"

God hates ugly
-Bre, America's Next Top Model

Gateway: Logan, you sure are a cold son-of-a--
Logan: Yessir, I surely am. That's what comes o' bein short, hairy, and unloved ...
-Weapon X #4,, Age of Apocalypse Epic

And for those of you who hated, you only made us more creative!
-Missy "Misdimeanor" Elliott

Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
-Jane Smith (Angelina Jolie), Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Wanda: But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it!
-A Fish Called Wanda

We have to be patient with Eliot; He thinks different from us.
-Dvora Cohen, my calculus teacher,
Columbia University

You'd rather be right than happy.
-Nico, my shrink, sometime during 2004

Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
-Peaches, The Teaches of Peaches

Don't tell me i'm a moron; I got a BA in Fine Arts.
-Lou's Brother, Miss Congeniality 2

A hole's a hole
-Vanilla Ice, when asked if he was gay

Gloria Steinem said that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And now she's married to a wealthy guy. So what does that say to you?
-Hugh Hefner, "What I've Learned: Hugh Hefner", Esquire Magazine

How do I live? I pay someone to live for me.
-Nicole Richie, The Simple Life 2: Road Trip

But there we were, unable even to mate as slum children would have so easily found an opportunity to do.
-Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

Wes Seifer: Everyone belongs somewhere.
Marissa: Maybe not everyone. Maybe some people just get lost.
-The O.C.

We are not a sunshiny people. We are not a paradise people or a beach people. We are a dark people, people who believed it could be worse, and we're waiting for it to become worse. We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should ever feel really happy, be patient; this will pass.
-Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion

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