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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Cream Ridge / New Egypt twilight zone
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Company:
Instinet, Canon, Deutsche Bank
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Joe's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/360158
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Other education:
Allentown HS
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College/University:
New Jersey Institute of Technology, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, CoE
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Occupation:
Killer Robot Builder
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What I enjoy doing:
Killer Robots
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Favorite Movies:
Star Wars, Fight Club, Ferris, Back to the Future, MST3K
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Pixies, Ride, Jimi Hendrix, Plone, Pink Floyd, Pavement, Weezer, Built to Spill
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Family Guy, X-Files, Mash, MST3K, South Park, The Office
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
I'll cut to the punch line folks, "If there's a law of consistency to the universe, explain the platypus... it's a mammal, and it lays eggs."
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Who I Want to Meet:
Harry Crumb
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killmoleman fund raising plug, so here's
the real deal on joe. Joe is one bad ass
mofo. Currently he works as a double
agent working inside the Douche bank
organization, he's funnelling money
towards the Kill moleman campaign. When
he's not doing that, he's building crazy
embedded computers and hooking up his
microwave to his guitar to achieve that
perfect Winger chord. He also likes
shoulder checking people, that's why he
got kicked out of hell. He's too damn
rowdy. Kudos to Joe for being one being
one crazy son of a bitch.
in forever. in high school i used to
harrass him by saying "WHOOOAAA" and he
probably still hates me for it. yet he
is the one who taught me how to use the
internet when i didn't even know what
AIM was! and he was the one who was
too cool for school and had his locker
all rigged up so a fan blew on him when
he opened it! i thought kids were only
that cool in movies. but nope, joe's
the real deal.
line I was going to use. Damn him! So
I got Joe to sign up for this crap.
What a sucker. Haha. So yeah, what
can I say about Joe? Well, he has an
unremarkable resemblance to the cartoon
character on the Blur cd, one time he
made a splitter so we could play two
guitars out of one amp, and the only
NJIT food he eats are the chicken
cutlet sandwiches. He was in my linear
algebra class, where we learned that
math is solved by a powerful and
mysterious thing known only
as "magic. "You see, math is lot like
baseball...no wait, math is a lot like
basketball...no wait, math is a lot like
hockey...no wait, math is a lot like
badminton...no wait, math is lot like
foosball... In reality, no one knows
what math is really like except the
Chinese guy in the front row wearing
the USA jacket, but then again, no one
gives a shit about him. Ah, fun
times. If the work gets too hard,
don't be afraid to jump out of your
dorm room window, shoot yourself in the
face after drinking a bottle of Jack
Daniels as suggested by that math book,
or jumping in front of my moving car
like that deer did.
simpsons shirt. it's so true, God is so
insane. Now the way friendster works is
that everyone on my list sends me a
dollar and everyone on their list sends
me a dollar. Send me your money. It's
all going towards the ultimate good of
killing moleman.