• Laurie Ann Simbro

      "French girl meets Sacramento Valley white trash"

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      • Jolena
      • Posted
      • Lolly, I love you so much and miss you
        tons! Your the best sex kitten ever
        and it hurts to be so far away from
        you. you are my lovely forever Muah!
      • Laura
      • Posted
      • i've been hangin' with laurie since
        she offered to write my history...was
        it??? paper for me our jounior year in
        high school. yeah, you may be cool and
        all now sweetie, but i remember when
        we used to flex our muscles in our
        speedos and dance around to janet
        jackson back in the day!!!! black
        cat..you know what i'm talkin'
        about!!! you know i love you darlin'
        and always will. cat soccer foreva!!
      • Nathan
      • Posted
      • Lolo is the shiz... She is not telling the whole
        truth though when it comes to music because
        I have seen this girl straight flip over some E-
        40 and the Click tracks! "Oh, I like Indie Rock
        and the Misfits!" What about Short Dogg and
        Snoop? Enough of that yo! Laurie Ann rules my
        world from Long Distance and has forever
        altered the path of my life. She has been my
        friend for years and years and she always
        makes me feel the love. If you are down with
        Lolo than YOU KNOW!! Even though Chad hit
        me with a testamonial before you - I would
        not be here today if it weren't for you - I am
        getting you testezee right away. Peace and we
        out!
      • Cupcake
      • Posted
      • Laurie Ann is a sex goddess. She was
        always making my panties all wet when I
        was just trying to ring up some
        groceries and the customers be like
        damn Gina, you spill some organic vegan
        non-fat rice pudding on your pants or
        summthin??
      • Ed
      • Posted
      • Laurie, you're such a fancy lady. I
        can't wait to see you again. I miss
        you!!!
      • Erica
      • Posted
      • I always feel like I am writing in
        someone's yearbook with these things.
        Laurie you make me laugh and I heart
        you. We should go an a hetero-date
        sometime soon. I'll be your art fag
        hag any day.
      • Cory
      • Posted
      • This girl is the hottest thing ever. I'm not
        fucking kidding. If you try to touch her all you
        get is burned, baby. I love me some Laurie
        Ann, she knows all about how to check the
        stand.
      • Kevin Actually
      • Posted
      • I'm all fucked up from huffing Scotchguard
      • Lisa
      • Posted
      • Laurie Ann is so cool that once she told me
        to come to this party and she wasn't even
        there but I had fun anyway cause all her
        friends are so cool. And also she watches
        Elimidate and the Fifth Wheel at least once
        in a while and for me that is a sign of a
        quality human being.
      • Dierdre
      • Posted
      • Laurie Ann rocks the block, and my
        homie. He just loves to lollygag
        around of a weekend and I can't say I
        blame him. This girl is sweet, hot and
        kick-ass on the bass yo!
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