an ode to orpheus
descending on my life
he's like
"what's up biznitch
tread yo path to haites
and i'll follow you all the way down
dark tunnels never scared me befo...
i grew my yellow locks of love so that
once there
in hell by yo side
i could find me a hot greek goddess
to feel sorry fo my sorry ass."
i touched him once after that
and each time
frustrated by the sting of my caress
like a charmer to the hive once stung
said, "hell no, ho bag...keep yo shit
to yoself."
Regardless of what he doth protested
too much about in New York, I will
always remember Jeremy. Anyone who
SEES Jeremy will remember him, but only
those who see Jeremy as he is under
what he SHOWS everyone else will
remember him as he really is--oh, wait,
that's confusing--see what being
friends with Jeremy does to you. And
he has Cupid's Bow lips... And he loves
it when you bring your pets to his
house.
I've known this guy longer than any of
you. But it isn't about me, ok? So
stop insisting. Dzeremi has more
potential than any of you clownshoes,
and don't you forget it. You heard it
from me, so you can believe it.
I drank whiskey with Jeremy when I was
six but now I can't keep up. When I
was twelve, Jeremy encouraged me to
lose 200 pounds, and brought me chicken
broth to eat when I couldn't get out of
bed. I used to have shingles in high
school, and I couldn't get on the track
team, but Jeremy never cared. He
brought me love poems written by dead
men written about now-dead little
girls. Now we're in grad school
together where people sit around and
backstab other people over cocktails.
Jeremy friendstered me when no one else
would. Jeremy has eight good qualities
and only two bad ones; you should
friendster him to find out what they
are.
Testimonials and Comments for Jeremy
his way, I see his light, winking at me,
and I remember that there IS something
good about this world.
descending on my life
he's like
"what's up biznitch
tread yo path to haites
and i'll follow you all the way down
dark tunnels never scared me befo...
i grew my yellow locks of love so that
once there
in hell by yo side
i could find me a hot greek goddess
to feel sorry fo my sorry ass."
i touched him once after that
and each time
frustrated by the sting of my caress
like a charmer to the hive once stung
said, "hell no, ho bag...keep yo shit
to yoself."
let that passive facade fool you...he
kicks people in the face and karate
chops them in half.
praised. I await your emails like
paychecks. I would pay money to hear
you laugh right now.
Tuesday at 2:25. He just needs to let
go of his insistence that he's a poet.
too much about in New York, I will
always remember Jeremy. Anyone who
SEES Jeremy will remember him, but only
those who see Jeremy as he is under
what he SHOWS everyone else will
remember him as he really is--oh, wait,
that's confusing--see what being
friends with Jeremy does to you. And
he has Cupid's Bow lips... And he loves
it when you bring your pets to his
house.
you. But it isn't about me, ok? So
stop insisting. Dzeremi has more
potential than any of you clownshoes,
and don't you forget it. You heard it
from me, so you can believe it.
jeremy looked like bethoven. he's nice
and fun and girl's should have crushes
on him
six but now I can't keep up. When I
was twelve, Jeremy encouraged me to
lose 200 pounds, and brought me chicken
broth to eat when I couldn't get out of
bed. I used to have shingles in high
school, and I couldn't get on the track
team, but Jeremy never cared. He
brought me love poems written by dead
men written about now-dead little
girls. Now we're in grad school
together where people sit around and
backstab other people over cocktails.
Jeremy friendstered me when no one else
would. Jeremy has eight good qualities
and only two bad ones; you should
friendster him to find out what they
are.