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Eli
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Eli's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/362716
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Occupation:
College Kid
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What I enjoy doing:
science, nature, philosophy, music, movies, central asian countries, boobies.
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Favorite Books:
The Idiot by Dostoyevsky, Neuromancer, anything different.
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Favorite Movies:
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Sorority Girls in the Slimeball Bowl-o-rama, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, The 28th Day, willard, big lebowski, and so on.
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Favorite Music:
Eli and the Sporktastics, thrice, avenged sevenfold, tom waits, ben folds, Dead Kenedys, rancid, minutmen, violent femmes (after they were popular, when they fell back into the underground - read: children of the revolution-era), many others
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Family Guy, Southpark, Futurama...strongbad...though...that doesn't...count...as...television...
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About Me:
I'de like to just say something about the sad state of my
generation. We have
no actual culture. We steal bits and pieces from other
cultures, mash them
together into some sort of style/scene/attitude, and try
and
pass it off as
original. And it works, if you're a fucktard. However,
for
those of us who
aren't fucktards, it's as transparent as plastic wrap on a
bull frog's ass.
We're masters of synthesis, well - no, we're not masters at
it, we just
attempt it. The sad part is, it's not even intentional
synthesis - instead,
it's measured, Demographically tested, mass produced,
marketed, and sold,
marked up as "specialty" items, to us unsuspecting
consumers. Yeah. Bugs me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Philosopher Princess, with dark hair and eyes, a cute nose
that gets all
crinkly when she smiles, soft lips that look awesome
without
lipstick or
lipgloss, lack of bodyhair is a plus, with a sense of
humor,
love of loud,
hard, music - but with a soft spot for classics. A girl i
can get stoned and
listen to Creedence with, then have hot kinky stoned sex
with to a7x. A girl
that inspires me to write love songs and makes my heart
feel
like its going to
explode.
But, seriously, i'm flexible.
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Actually its the sporks that do it for
me. LETS SPORK ALL NIGHT LONG OH BABY!
and you will do fine! chicken is good.
and so is cheese... together we make
chicken parmisan or sumpin ah haha
he is one kick ass friend, except that
he hangs out with the black spork of
doom-the evil genius, yeah we've had
some good times, like Pink and Green
don't match and, silly string
samurai. Over all he is one goofy kid
and I applaude him for that.
midnight sometimes and make him come
get food with me
do a naked pole dance with his webcam.
It's an odd thing to do but if it
makes him happy who am I to point
fingers? I say dance Eli, dance.
liberal 909 defendin' ways... but any
dude who's cool with the black spork...
is cool with me. Eli... shine on you
crazy diamond.
about me once, and he's always looking
out for me. We might not always meet
eye-to-eye on issues, him being a
liberal Green, and myself an evil
genious, but we get along. He's
definately a great friend with a heart
of gold.