Alex Lai

Auckland University, IPBA, St Thomas...

full time fisherman...

none....

fishing, shopping, sleeping........ listening to music, ps2, psp, xbox, duck hunting, deer hunting, eating, spiders (especially tarantulla), furry animals, farting, burping, cooking, throwing stone to animals, listening to my lecture, bla bla bla

i am Bibliophobia- Fear of books

stealth, the island, transformers, simpson the movie, shooter, madagascar, be cool, coach carter, attack on precint 13, xmen, lord of the rings, the green mile, i am sam, me myself and irene, shoulin socccer, liar liar, god almighty, missiaon impossible, gladiator, black hawk down, we were soldiers, rambo 1, 2, 3 and many more ( i'll add on once awhile)

i cant hear no more.. got a hole in my eardrum while diggin my ear with a chopstick

too poor to buy a tv ... :(

Pisces

My mum is my all time favorite teacher... :P

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished
cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen
then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't
Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do!"

THANKS, MOM !