Friends

May 2003

Los Angeles

http://profiles.friendster.com/363134

On call Rump Shaker. Licking boogers off my finger

Basketball, Tennis, Kicksology, Picking my nose, Picking my butt, Drinking, chillin', eating, Sleeping, Beth, Boobies, Booties, XXX, Strippers, Nudity, Las Vegas; Cheetah's, Olympic Garden, Crazy Horse Too, Nike, Adidas, Reebok, PS2, XBOX, Dunken fun, Occasional Belly button lint colleting

Yellow Pages, Thomas Guide, 1990 Almanac, Dictionary, Kama Sutra with Beth, Owner's Manual for my Cell Phone

Bad Boys, Shrek, GGW Dorm Room Fantasies, Boogy Nights, Bum Fights, Poison Ivy w/ Alyssa Milano, Half Baked.

I don't like music!!! Someone stole my beats so i HATE MUSIC FOREVER!!! okokok I like the musical sounds of elephant farts.

American Fido, ER, Smallville, Friends, Iron Chef, Monster Garage, Real World, Road Rules, The Osbornes, Clone High, Girls Gone Wild infomercial, Howard Stern, Wild on E!, Jackass, Pokemon, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, ESPN, Foxsports, The MAN Show.

I like Feet!!! I like hairy chicks!! Uncontrollable
flatulence is also a +++! I like to watch porn while eating
popcorn. I love picking all the holes of the human body and
seeing what I come up with. The shit you get in between
your toes...I collect that shit. oh...I like shoes.

CHICKS WITH BIG FEET AND HAVE UNIBROWS!! If you're a girl
and your shoe size is 10+ and your eyebrows are connected
hit me up!!! My wife is more than willing to share!!! She
likes big footed chicks too!!!