Mike Kane

      Oh yeah, I'm tough.

      "Lately, for no good reason, I am obsessed with French bread pizza. Not eating it, just talking about it. It seems to make a..."

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      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • Mike's quote of the day:

        "I really don't need to think of you blowing a stripper while I'm eating."
      • Tom
      • Posted
      • Im not sure why Mike needs any more testimonials, seeing as he is already has a domestic partner and all. Although I gave a nice testimonial to his domestic partner, so I suppose I owe him one too. Well, as far as I can tell Mike seems to have good hygiene. He also had enough sense to spend a couple years of his life in the best city in the world, Chicago. And be nice to Mike, because he knows this wicked Israeli martial art that is used by the Mossad. He can pretty much kill you with his bare hands, but Ive never actually seen him kill anyone. He seems to have restraint. But if youre one of those people he used to be an asshole to, and you see him on the street, you might want to just let bygones be bygones...
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • Mike punched me in the nuts in a gay
        bar. It hurt.
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • So, Mike and I were graduate students
        at the University of Chicago - apparently
        the only two with a passion for cheap
        beer and football.

        Anyway, one night, we agree to meet on
        the corner of Dorchester Ave and 55th
        Street to go to our usual dive bar at
        about 10 or 11 at night. I'm waiting
        there at the corner and I see him
        approaching. Then, he goes and gets
        himself mugged. Of course, I do
        nothing but stand there half a block
        away. It's not like he got beat or
        anything.

        After the 911 call, the trip to the U of C
        police station, and looking through mug
        shot books, the cops drive us to our
        original destination - in a police cruiser.
        How many people can say that the
        police gave them a lift to a bar? I was
        so nice that I bought all of Mike's drinks
        that night, including the two tequilla
        shots to start (of course, he had no
        money).

        Point of the story: Mike got mugged
        and all I did was stand there and watch.
        At least I didn't get mugged.
      • Russell
      • Posted
      • Mike and I met years ago at a Young
        Republicans reception. He had just
        bought some killer blow off an underage
        hooker who was supposedly there with
        some Junior Congressman and the next
        think I know I wake up in the lobby of the
        Four Seasons and Mike's got his BMW
        760Li pulled around front with these
        girls who claimed to be Cirque du Soleil
        dancers but we never really knew for
        sure... Here's to many more years of
        unbridled wealth creation at the
        expense of total strangers who dont
        live near us.
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • Mike is nifty.
      • Erica
      • Posted
      • Mike is a great guy, I know him from the
        good old days at NU. He is one of the
        funniest, sarcastic people that I know.
        He also reminds me a lot of Eric Forman
        from "That 70's Show." He is also a
        kind, honest person and he makes some
        kick ass grilled parsnips!

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