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Baltimore Maryland
Baltimore's Friends
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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Nov 2003
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Hometown:
Baltimore Town!
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Baltimore's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/3637912
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Occupation:
Primate City of Maryland
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What I enjoy doing:
Hons, Crabs, Schooners, hanging out in central Maryland, giving the suburbs something to surround, being historic, john waters films, Orioles/Ravens games, The Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, The I-95/I-395 interchange, my tunnels
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Favorite Books:
Baltimore Harbor: A picture History
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Favorite Movies:
Pecker, Hairspray, Pink Flamingos, Enemy of the state, Serial mom, The Sum of all Fears, twelve monkeys, cecil b. demented
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Favorite Music:
Counting Crows
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Favorite TV Shows:
ROC, Homicide
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
I am Baltimore, Maryland's big city. I am the furthest inland port on the
east coast, and I also have a ridiculously high murder rate. I am home to
yuppies on one block, thugs on the next, hood rats, junkies, cokeheads,
sailors, etc... Despite my would be downfalls, I am the Greatest City in
America, and I have benches to prove it. Was the star spangeld banner
written in your city? I didn't think so.
Bring it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Baltimoreans and would-be Baltimoreans. Loose women to come to
Bohagers. Yuppies to come to Federal Hill and Locust Point.
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with many nights of drinking!!!!!!
shall return someday and it will again
be MY city!!! MWAHAHAHa MWAHAHAHA
MWAHAHAHA!!!!
home. Also, Homicide was and will be the
best show on television, unless divine
forces intervene.
speaking of Divine...well, that's
another Baltimore perk. And John Waters.
and row houses and water and art and
real people. That's what home is.
you've got some of the best restaurants
EVER. and where can I get one of those
lemons with the peppermint sticks?
back from you all the money I have
lost to muggings, transients, scams
and light rail tickets.... so however
you gather these $342.78 isnt much my
concern and Im open about any means of
money transfer.
seconds. then my apartment was swarmed
by termites. true dat. Still got love
for b-more tho. my cousin lives in
canton and you can get 1.35 natty boh
there. my wallet sighs with relief
every time I train it down here from my
(adopted) home in nyc.
could live happily and pursue the
career I want, snuggled cozilly in
your bosom, I would... But alas, for
now, I must be content only to visit
you, and dream of the day I can live
up in Roland Park and take the Mag-Lev
down to DC in the mornings... Johns
Hopkins brought me to you, but you
made me want to stay at Johns
Hopkins. Was there ever a more
comfortable, lived-in, natural-feeling
city? Some cities are too big, some
cities are too spread out, some cities
are too pretentious (DC... ugh), but
Baltimore, hon -- you'll always be
JUST RIGHT. Don't never change, baby.
You smell like pepper and glue. You
made me gritty, and you made me blue.
Baltimore, I love you.
CRABS CRABS CRABS AND NATTY BOH.
LATE NIGHT DRINKIN' AND DIRTY HOHS.