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"My friends have said that I am a dork in the body of a game
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host and I don't know whether to thank them or be..."
More about Beth
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More About Beth
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Occupation:
actorish type person
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Hobbies and Interests:
good friends, good food, good conversation, theatre, comedy, improv, reading, writing, wine, movies, trying to learn how to play guitar, making lists, laughing, dancing, contemplating "it all, "... I also like to give people s**t
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Favorite Books:
The Red Tent, Me Talk Pretty One Day, White Teeth, Written on the Body, Everything is Illuminated, The Color Purple, Fall on your Knees, Maus
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Favorite Movies:
When Harry Met Sally, any Christopher Guest movie, Wet Hot American Summer, The Graduate, Office Space, Reality Bites, Harold and Maude, Before Sunrise, Royal Tannenbaums, Spellbound, Lost in Translation
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Favorite Music:
hmm...most recently The White Stripes, Foo Fighters, Phantom Planet, Josh Ritter, Beck, Indigo Girls, Jack Johnson, Jennifer Nettles Band, Lucinda Williams, Missy Elliot, Willie Nelson, I'll stop there, it might get embarassing after that
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Strangers with Candy, Signifigant Others, Conan O'Brian, and occasional marathons of The Real World but that is just between us, your my friendster now I trust you
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About Me:
My friends have said that I am a dork in the body of a game
show
host and I don't know whether to thank them or be upset,
because
if they mean Chuck Woolery, screw them!
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who are friends with my friends, or with my friends
friends, or my friends themselves, something with the word
"friend" in the title anyway
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Testimonials and Comments for Beth
I made a new adult profile...
Check it out, tell me what you think.
http://shesahottie.info/1520
somehow feel like we did break up. I'm
sorry Beth, it was never going to work.
It isn't you, it's me. Just try and
forget me. Go now - Shhhhhhh - no. No
tears - just go.
Candy and I introduced her to Tom
Waits. What would I do without her?
However, she has been stalking me a lot
lately. Honestly, Beth. Mchta mchta
mchta mchta mchta.
a package like that Beth could rule the
world! But a strict moral code keeps her
from using her power for evil. On top of
that she is just way cool!
walking down an alley in Bangkok, don't
ask us why, and we were attacked by a
mob of children with sharpened spoons.
Beth said some stuff in Thai and I
don't speak Thai (it wasn't offered at
my high school) but whatever she said,
it made them all cry. And then I sort
of felt bad for them - because it has
got to take a long time to sharpen a
spoon.
life of Beth, it was called "There's
something about Beth" ok so they
changed the name but I swear to god the
story is based on her, except of course
for the jizz in the hair, although for
some reason I wouldn't be surprised if
that happened to her. But I digress,
Beth is funny. I mean really really
funny, like when you laugh so hard you
lose coordination in your outer limbs
and fall down, twist your ankle and
just the slightest bit of pee comes
out. Shutup you know exactly what I
mean.
warm,comfortable,funny,giggly,undefeatab
le,smart,I want to shoplift
something...I get the big pic with this
chick. LA needs a cool breeze like her.
Yowza, yowza so help me.
There once was a girl named Beth,
in an instant she took my breath.
Her hair dark as night, she won't put
up a fight, and she sure likes her
crystal meth.