Abe is my oldest and only internet
friend. We met in a Star Wars chatroom
on AOL in 1996. Some of my fondest
memories are of the times he visited me
in New York. Cards is cards!
Abe is a real life superstar, no joke.
Everyone I've ever met, inexplicably,
seems to know him. He has impeccable
taste, he's saved me from drunken and
evil wedding guests, he can always be
counted on to wait in line hours ahead
of time in the freezing cold, he gave
me the first ever stick of furniture in
my apartment (yes, that's right folks,
Chairy), and the boy really knows how
to flip out when you get him in the
front row. Man, Abe...
When Abe isn't getting the shit beat
out of Kelley boys, he can be found
ruling hard and loving hard. Abe can
also teach you all a lesson in 'rocking
out'. I fully endorse this product.
25 years old. xo
for the freejumps throne. boy was i
stupid.
he's still my boy.
friend. We met in a Star Wars chatroom
on AOL in 1996. Some of my fondest
memories are of the times he visited me
in New York. Cards is cards!
Everyone I've ever met, inexplicably,
seems to know him. He has impeccable
taste, he's saved me from drunken and
evil wedding guests, he can always be
counted on to wait in line hours ahead
of time in the freezing cold, he gave
me the first ever stick of furniture in
my apartment (yes, that's right folks,
Chairy), and the boy really knows how
to flip out when you get him in the
front row. Man, Abe...
out of Kelley boys, he can be found
ruling hard and loving hard. Abe can
also teach you all a lesson in 'rocking
out'. I fully endorse this product.