Lana Clambao

UP- UNIVERSITY OF POOP

pretty pooper.. full time mommy..

knocking down valuable things, licking at mommy's hot chocolate when she's not looking, sniffing stranger's shoes, sneaking mommy's undies from hamper to my poopbox and other noble activities my pet humans could never understand..

no particular favorites but i enjoy laying on newspapers and chewing up mommy's books and magazines very much..

my attention span's too short for any..

the sound of my claws ripping through the couch and curtains

sometimes the series collections mommy pops in the dvd player from time to time..

Leo

I'm a persian kitty my mommy fell in love with at the petshop one day. I'm friendly when I feel like it but sometimes I don't feel like it and that's when everyone calls me a snob like my mommy..

I've grown accustomed to weekly showers, I hate blowdryers and brooms, I've grown a bit plump from abundant nurturing and I know I need exercise but I can't seem to take a brisk walk without plopping down on the ground after a few seconds..

I love my binky.. it's a beanie bear mommy lets me hunt and kill over and over again around the house..

and I like hunting bugs.

i wanna meet someone who won't mind that they'll never be as adorable and cuddly as me- soneone who never tires from scratching me behind the ears the way i like.. someone who'll let me taste people food without telling my mommy.. can you be that someone?