Clarkie Jenkins

UP- UNIVERSITY OF POOP.. Where Lana and I are the only students and Mommy's our poopfessor..She's a pro at it..

POOPER

Pooping, eating bugs and chirping at the ones that fly, watching out for my airhead sister.. reminiscing the good old days when I still had testicles.. cuddling.. hogging all the food.. wandering around the neighborhood and bugging the neighbors..

the ones i can lay on and rip up afterwards

mommy's wonderful voice

Taurus

I was a frail kitten when my mommy found me out on the streets one day when she heard me meowing.. I guess I was thrown out by some stupid humans to die but since my mommy and daddy brought me into our home, I've been fattened up and raised to be the happiest cat in the world!! Even happier after Lana came into our little family,

Coming from the streets, I'm a clever cat- Mommy and Daddy always have to find ways to "clarkie-proof" the house so I can't get into stuff, but I have my ways.. nyuknyuknyuk..

Aside from being smarter, I'm generally friendlier and open to being petted and cuddled by others compared to my little sister, Lana.. SO COME CUDDLE ME ALREADY!!!

MEOWTH!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!

CATWOMAN, MEOWTH, Mew, Mewtwo, (I wanna be mewthree who whips pikachu's ass) GARFIELD and other cat heroes.. if you're an animal-friendly individual and promise not to make siopao out of me, WHY NOT YOU?