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"see www.WhatWouldSatanDo.com
it tells all...
100% Vegetarian, 99% Vegan, recluse...
I fucking HATE people who are in the..."
More about Jared
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More About Jared
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Occupation:
Sometimes drummer, webmaster
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Hobbies and Interests:
Comedy, Dogs, rabbits, WhatWouldSatanDo.com, Shadows and hiding in them, Vicodin, Iceland, Carnivals, Salvia, Popsicles, Violin, Thora Birch(chunky, not skinny)
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Favorite Books:
Incarnations of Immortality, Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, The Dirt, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol
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Favorite Movies:
Rushmore, Hedwig, Royal Tenenbaums, Goodfellas, Godfather, Ghost World, Clueless, Fire Walk With Me, Black Caesar, Gummo, Microcosmos, All The Little Animals, Rubin and Ed, Decline of The Western Civilization-The Metal Years
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Favorite Music:
Mojave 3, Red House Painters, Slayer, Belle & Sebastian, Joy Zipper, King Diamond, The Osmonds, Fiona Apple, Tenacious D, Sleater-Kinney, Marilyn Manson, Slim Whitman, Descendents, Iron Maiden, Barry Manilow, Face-It
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Favorite TV Shows:
That 70's Show, Discovery Channel shows, Animal Planet, Six Feet Under, Benny Hinn, Conan O'Brien, Mr. Show, Sifl and Olly
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About Me:
see www.WhatWouldSatanDo.com
it tells all...
100% Vegetarian, 99% Vegan, recluse...
I fucking HATE people who are in the "industry" as they
say, and have to talk about it all the time and refer to
it as the "industry".
I don't want to hear about your job unless you do porn or
sell drugs. I hate the hours between noon and 6pm. I
Love the hours between 11pm and 11am. I wish spoke German,
but I can't seem to learn.
IF I could spend all my time with dogs instead of
people,
I'd be delighted. I hate mostly everyone, except for those
who I like, and even if I like you I probably hate you...
I get really REALLY REALLY bad headaches that make
me
contemplate
suicide and/or heroin, so far I haven't made a choice...
I also hate people who tell you their phone number
without
PROPER pauses between segments of the number.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone cool... Just say hi...
anyone who goes to my site and is entertained.
www.WhatWouldSatanDo.com
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Testimonials and Comments for Jared
well, bring a lesbo, I don't really
have any other guy friends, but for a
guy he's totally cool! I mean, I can
have converstaions with him like I
would with my female friends. Now
that's what they call a confident male!
your place and get u to spank me.. no1 here
is down for spanking it seems.... oo that
uniform.. woof.
whole wide world.
I've made out with Jared multiple times and
couldn't seem to control myself.
elove yuou did i ever telell yueu
howw miuch iiii loooovuve ueveww.
and those seyx ttieys. innedd water
whao. bye.bye. xoxoxox
fucking freak! the lowest ranking
member of the CoS, the highest
ranking member of Co$, and i think
he was hall monitor in 5th grade.
the same fervor as he hates meat is
just fine by me. jared's rad.
cannot have any!
every night....
crush on him because whenever I
saw him he was always in the
shadows and for some reason that
way turned me on. We share a
common bond over our love for Dita,
the Corey's, and Mrs. Garrett.