Oh my God. Karl is funny. He's made
soda come out my nose more than once
(ouch!) Here's the catch though - all
Karl talks about is how much he likes
pizza and how he wants me to buy him a
monkey. Also, for some reason, he calls
me Steve. You know what? Now that I
think about it, this man is the
stupidest person I have ever met in my
whole life. Seriously.
Karl is great because he will be nice
and funny even if you call him at 3:00
in the morning on a Monday because your
dumb ass is stuck in the city and you
can't get a bus or a train to take you
to godforsaken Staten Island and you're
walking clear across to the Battery
Tunnel like an idiot. And he won't
even point out the fact that you are an
idiot, even though you already know
that for yourself, but still, no one
wants to hear it. So thats why Karl is
great. Oh, and he also likes Beer.
Beer am good.
soda come out my nose more than once
(ouch!) Here's the catch though - all
Karl talks about is how much he likes
pizza and how he wants me to buy him a
monkey. Also, for some reason, he calls
me Steve. You know what? Now that I
think about it, this man is the
stupidest person I have ever met in my
whole life. Seriously.
and funny even if you call him at 3:00
in the morning on a Monday because your
dumb ass is stuck in the city and you
can't get a bus or a train to take you
to godforsaken Staten Island and you're
walking clear across to the Battery
Tunnel like an idiot. And he won't
even point out the fact that you are an
idiot, even though you already know
that for yourself, but still, no one
wants to hear it. So thats why Karl is
great. Oh, and he also likes Beer.
Beer am good.