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"What about me......hmmm pue i dunno where to start but i
guess i'll start by saying dat i'm 100% Boricua and i'm
5'11..."
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f*ck act like he too good to call or
write and shyt...always on the "nobody
loves me"-cryin kick.....you need to
stop given it away and start chargin'
and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar
having a cold drink when a good-
looking female Collie comes up to them
and says, "Whoever can creatively say
liver and cheese in a sentence can
have me." So, the Doberman quickly
says, "I love liver and cheese." The
Collie remarks, "That's just not good
enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate
liver and cheese." The Collie
remarks, "That's not creative."
Finally, the Chihuahua speaks
out, "Liver alone... cheese mine."
a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the
phone book for a gorilla removal
service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?"
the service guy asks? "Boy," is the
man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right
there", says the service guy.An hour
later the service guy shows up with a
stick, a Chihuahua, shotgun, and a
pair of handcuffs. He then gives the
man some instructions: "Now, Im going
to climb this tree and poke the
gorilla with the stick until he falls.
When he does, the trained Chihuahua
will bite the gorilla's testicles off.
The gorilla will then cross his hand
to protect himself and allow you to
put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the
shotgun?" The service guy replies, "If
I fall out of the tree before the
gorilla shoot the Chihuahua."
Beware of the Chihuahua guys!!!
around on the floor like we were secret
agents? We are ready for the FBI! Luv
you! Now...here's your testimonial so
quit whining...lol....When's lesson 2
on the booty clap?
to work on my booty clap? Cause this
bitch wants to go off!! When you
getting your hair cut? I gotta nuthin
but love for ya Sam!! Luvins (your
getting so good on those)
to , sexy, cuddly, fun, funny, and a
quite unique type of humor..lol
he is also very confusing...how can i
put this, there is only one thing i can
say to you mister Mumbles "the cool
points are out the window and ya got me
all twisted up in da game!"