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      • Meredith
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      • Ahren says, "Thursday is sooooo far away." This man is unusual, but will tipically keep you rivited, until you pass out.
      • Ilya
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      • A staunch god-fearing socialist, Ahren
        is also incredibly humble and modest in
        everyday life. If you don't see him on
        any given day, chances are he is helping
        some needy african orphans fight their
        parents' AIDS, taking guns away from
        kids, or leading the crusade for
        tolerance towards all religious
        fundamentalism, as long as it worships
        the one and only true god. Ahren has
        defined what it means to live a virtuous
        life in our day and age, and I, for one,
        will follow him as the new prophet. Way
        to go donnny!
      • Ethan
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      • although the lemmer has an uncanny
        ability to succeed at all random games,
        like arcade basketball or darts, he
        still can't take me in battleship the
        card game. he's the only person i know
        whose passion for baseball mirrors my
        own, and he is a stauch supporter of
        the laws of logic. the lemmer also
        sweats out of his eyelids when he eats
        really spicy food, and unfortunately, i
        think he threw away his eating shirt.
      • JAW
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      • I want Ahren to decapitate me the
        moment after I commit hari-kari.
      • Katrina
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      • ahren is one of the first people i
        think of when i am trying to remind
        myself that there are, indeed, good
        people out there. he is genuine,
        adorable, and smart-as-hell about many
        things. plus, he plays the guitar which
        automatically adds fifty sexy points.
      • Nik
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      • Ahren is the man Hendrix wanted to be,
        Ahren is the man Pauli wanted to be,
        Ahren is the man Koufax wanted to be,
        Ahren is the man I want to be.
      • JAW
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      • Ahren has all your lunch money. The fat
        bulley kid would roust it from you and
        then give it to Ahren just cuz he's
        Ahren.
      • Leanne
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      • ahren and I have so much in common...we
        both like soup.
      • Bernard
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      • you know the guy you see in a show lot
        who looks like he's there for fun but
        all your instincts say he's a narc?
        that's ahren. he hates time zones and
        loves physics. he had never heard the
        song "papa don't preach" until kelly
        osbourne sang it at one awards show or
        another. he's a dude for dudes who
        like dudes. not like that, dude,
        that's totally gay. ooga!
      • amy
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      • ahren has a penchant for realizing the specific dance inherent to a
        particular song, and they always rule. ahren likes songs about how "hell
        is coming". ahren loves time zones, and would commit suicide if we
        ever got rid of them..... and ahren is great in bed.

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