Angela she's no saint, but she's not
the bride of satan either. Anyway, I
personally think Satan would choose to
marry a Saint because he would take
pleasure in tormenting her. Kind of
like Demeter's daughter Persephone and
Hades. Anyway, Angela's a good egg,
and if her hero is Danger Duck, and she
permits her friends to write that she
is married to Satan, then she must have
a really good sense of humor and enough
confidence to know better.
I only friended Angela because I thought it was important all her friends know the truth about her. This may be difficult to believe, but she in fact, a Bride of Satan. Yes, it's true. She has pledged her life to serving the Dark Lord and spreading his evil word. If you've ever noticed her behaving erratically, it's because he is using her as a conduit to channel his presence here on our beautiful earth. Have you ever noticed she'll shove strange and unusual food at you? She has poisoned it with a substance that will weaken your mind and make you more vulnerable to the sibilant whisperings of her dark master. Please, take heed and watch out before it's too late for you too.
So it was Angela's birthday, and I got
her the book STIFF: THE CURIOUS LIVES
OF HUMAN CADAVERS. Just before I gave
her the present, I got nervous. I was
afraid it was too morbid, and it would
creep her out. When she opened the
package, she said, "Oh, cool! I wanted
a cadaver to dissect, but my professor
wouldn't let me take one home." Then
she explained to me in great detail why
people die if they put on their life
jackets wrong when they're boating. I
said, "And I was afraid you'd think the
gift was too weird." She gave me a
blank, puzzled look: "Why would it be
too weird?"
the bride of satan either. Anyway, I
personally think Satan would choose to
marry a Saint because he would take
pleasure in tormenting her. Kind of
like Demeter's daughter Persephone and
Hades. Anyway, Angela's a good egg,
and if her hero is Danger Duck, and she
permits her friends to write that she
is married to Satan, then she must have
a really good sense of humor and enough
confidence to know better.
her the book STIFF: THE CURIOUS LIVES
OF HUMAN CADAVERS. Just before I gave
her the present, I got nervous. I was
afraid it was too morbid, and it would
creep her out. When she opened the
package, she said, "Oh, cool! I wanted
a cadaver to dissect, but my professor
wouldn't let me take one home." Then
she explained to me in great detail why
people die if they put on their life
jackets wrong when they're boating. I
said, "And I was afraid you'd think the
gift was too weird." She gave me a
blank, puzzled look: "Why would it be
too weird?"
--Danny