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      • Keith
      • Posted
      • So I am down here in sunny (sunny? with
        all those damn hurricanes? Sunny?)
        Orlando, Florida, US of A, and I have
        pretty much everything I need. Good
        looking girls, working at disney world,
        sweet ass roomies, girls, yup
        everything... no wait... GIA'S NOT HERE!
        Nevermind I have nothing.
      • MARY
      • Posted
      • I would gladly rip off any of my major
        limbs and give them to Gia if she posed
        the need. EVEN if that ment bleeding
        all over my Grandmother's antique rug
        and EVEN if we weren't the same blood
        type. I'd make it work. P.S.Duff
        Mckagan may own you, but Gia owns my
        heart <3.
      • Bone Saw
      • Posted
      • hey pants,
        you left one of those little hair dude guys on
        my dresser. unfortunately, i am going to
        have to refer you to the landmark court case
        known as finders vs. keepers.
      • Seth
      • Posted
      • Damn you're photogenic. That is a
        perfect likeness.
      • Mehri
      • Posted
      • anyone who wants to marry me in the ben
        and jerrys factory is alright in my book....no,
        scratch that, anyone who puts the word
        'marry' and 'ben and jerrys' in the same
        sentance is alright in my book...even though
        she wont come see crackers and jam with
        me...maybe you can come just once? in my
        pocket? no one will see you i promise
      • Nattie Ice
      • Posted
      • i once met a sweetheart who whisked me
        away to booty-shaking, smiling,
        carefree land... then she moved on to
        spread her love across the land... but
        she must know now that i do indeed
        still love her cute, beautiful,
        enigmatic self loooots!!!
      • Joshua
      • Posted
      • republicans agree...gia is more charismatic
        than jesus.


      • Dann
      • Posted
      • gia - are you a parking ticket,
        because you've got fine written all
        over you.
      • Mikey
      • Posted
      • oh GIA, what to say about you....well,
        your a lil' one, but you certainly do
        rock my world. xoxo
      • Dann
      • Posted
      • there we were. sitting on a park bench
        when it happened. the salami on gia's
        italian sub wasn't aware that its
        presence was about to spark a feeling
        in me that i'd never felt in my 20
        years of life. "i had a brother named
        salami," gia said in a voice that
        suggested no joke. the word 'had'
        struck me deeply, but i chose to avoid
        it. "oh yeah?," i
        replied looking down. "yeah. he died
        when he was 3." what could i
        say? "hm...," i cautiously replied. i
        took a bite of my turkey sub without
        looking at her. awkward silence,
        pause. i looked up. WAS SHE LAUGHING
        HYSTERICALLY OR CRYING?! WHAT HAD I
        DONE? SHOULD I HAVE BEEN MORE
        COMFORTING? I'M SO FUCKING
        STUPID! "please don't tell me you
        believed that," she choked through
        what was now obvious laughter (the
        tears could have suggested either). i
        took a sip of my lemonade, revealing
        the truth.

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