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"Hello, my name is Bill Lumbergh. Umm, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday, mmkay?"
More about Bill
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More About Bill
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Occupation:
Computer Software Co. Manager
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Hobbies and Interests:
Getting the best parking spot, assigning TPS reports
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Favorite Books:
How to Win Friends and Influence People, Management for Dummies
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Favorite Movies:
Office Space
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Favorite Music:
Michael Bolton
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, Supermarket Sweep, NewsRadio, Suddenly Susan, The Apprentice, Dream Job, I Hate My Job, My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss
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About Me:
Hello, my name is Bill Lumbergh. Umm, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday, mmkay?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who can properly put a cover sheet on my TPS report. My email is tps_report2000@yahoo.com. Add me as your friend, mmkay?
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Testimonials and Comments for Bill
already talked to payroll about it and
um, they told me to talk to you. What's
that? Okay, well that's the last straw.
goo all over myself when he walks past
my cube. Love ya!
in "TEEIM." See? Now if we could only
get "Bill" in "Me"....
capturing the imagination and
enthusiasm of your people with clearly
defined goals that cut through the fog
like a beacon in the night."
mean, that's my shirt! AGHHHHH!!!
would ya stop stealing my identity
already??
the one the only lumbergh.
expect no less.
are ahhhh... looking a little sloppy
these days and ahhh, I was
wondering about the caliber of
stapler he was using because
Milton's got a real nice Swingline that
sure does the trick. So, yeah... maybe
he could just ahhh come in on
Saturday and get those cleaned up
mmmkay? Greeeaattt.
took miltons red stapler and he was all
like "th th th th tha thas my st st st
s stapler" and then when u walked away
he was like "im going to burn this
bilding down" i mean....nvm u didnt
here that from me..shit dood milties
gonna be pissed
caliber person that you would want as
upper management...you see...he's been
having problems with his TPS reports.
enjoy!
tool. Soon, you will all be downsized.