Fred likes to attach photos of a woman
with big tits named Genesis to the
spokes of his bike. Just to hear her
make sounds like a motorcycle.
Vrooom...Vrooom....Vrooom.
How did Fred and I meet? I called him
up at the radio station (WZBC Boston)
back in 1992 during a show he was
doing. I told him how much I was
digging this techno he was playing and
how I'd love to get my hands on a
record he just played. He said "Good
luck finding this one. It'll be hard
to come by." Next time we bumped into
each other at the local record shop,
he runs to his car and hands me the
record, Master Control Unit EP (Basis
Records). How about that?
I'm not 100% sure, but I have thought
for awhile that everyone's Crazy Uncle
Fred controls the world from behind a
cherry wood desk in a secret location
in Salem. He has a large throne-style
chair that he sits in, and he knows
everything that happens, and
facilitates the outcome of any mundane
detail of everyday life of his
choosing. He controls the outcome of
the #1 video polls on TRL, controls
how much cereal is left in your box
every morning and of course, is the
reason that trance music still exists
(he has a weird sense of humor). All
from a laptop sitting on that cherry
wood desk somewhere in Salem. Maybe
I'm paranoid or insane, but then
again - wouldn't that be his doing?
The Kooky Scientist sees everything
you do. And when you see him, give
him a very strong, two-hands-up hi-
five. Don't worry, you won't break
anything. Unless you're insane.
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with big tits named Genesis to the
spokes of his bike. Just to hear her
make sounds like a motorcycle.
Vrooom...Vrooom....Vrooom.
up at the radio station (WZBC Boston)
back in 1992 during a show he was
doing. I told him how much I was
digging this techno he was playing and
how I'd love to get my hands on a
record he just played. He said "Good
luck finding this one. It'll be hard
to come by." Next time we bumped into
each other at the local record shop,
he runs to his car and hands me the
record, Master Control Unit EP (Basis
Records). How about that?
We can rub our Ouija boards together.
beat the living shit out of some
Porridge guy outside in an Arby's
parking lot. You're the best!
for awhile that everyone's Crazy Uncle
Fred controls the world from behind a
cherry wood desk in a secret location
in Salem. He has a large throne-style
chair that he sits in, and he knows
everything that happens, and
facilitates the outcome of any mundane
detail of everyday life of his
choosing. He controls the outcome of
the #1 video polls on TRL, controls
how much cereal is left in your box
every morning and of course, is the
reason that trance music still exists
(he has a weird sense of humor). All
from a laptop sitting on that cherry
wood desk somewhere in Salem. Maybe
I'm paranoid or insane, but then
again - wouldn't that be his doing?
stalker?
guy, he sent me $1 via paypal to be
his friendster.....
you do. And when you see him, give
him a very strong, two-hands-up hi-
five. Don't worry, you won't break
anything. Unless you're insane.