I met matt before i even went to college
when he showed me his dorm room.
Little did i know he would be friends with
people that i knew. When i met him he
was a huge asshole, and i admired that.
I decided that i had to be friends with
him and since he was so good at being
an asshole i figured that if i was an
asshole to him then he would like me.
This worked like a charm, in fact the
more of an asshole i was to him, the
better friends we became. So if you
ever want to be his friend you know how
to go about doing it.
Remember that time you busted your
thumb the first time i ever saw you
skate. That was funny.
Taco Tico sundays are the best. So are
food challenges where we eat 5 pounds
of twix. Walking to New Orleans sucked,
but thrift store shopping there is cool. 4
Square in Times Square rocked and
skating the Brooklyn Banks was cool,
until you called me a wuss for getting
hurt so i kept skating eventually hurting
myself worse, the list goes on. Thanks
for some
when i first met matt, he complimented
me on my smile. then he
said, "actually, it's not so much your
teeth, but the way your gums match
your lips." that is, by far, the most
unique compliment i've ever received.
and for that reason, i love matt.
also, because he's way cool. and he
wore socks to his knees. genius,
people. pure genius.
Matt Callac likes to drink his own pee. He
once pooted on the stage of Saturday Night
Live. Whenever he is board, he likes to
empty a water jug in his room and then
blame it on a roomate. Occasionally Matt
will wear a 3 piece suit with a nice tie on it.
Go ahead and touch on it. Taste on it. Put
your face on it.
knows about being black.
when he showed me his dorm room.
Little did i know he would be friends with
people that i knew. When i met him he
was a huge asshole, and i admired that.
I decided that i had to be friends with
him and since he was so good at being
an asshole i figured that if i was an
asshole to him then he would like me.
This worked like a charm, in fact the
more of an asshole i was to him, the
better friends we became. So if you
ever want to be his friend you know how
to go about doing it.
Remember that time you busted your
thumb the first time i ever saw you
skate. That was funny.
Taco Tico sundays are the best. So are
food challenges where we eat 5 pounds
of twix. Walking to New Orleans sucked,
but thrift store shopping there is cool. 4
Square in Times Square rocked and
skating the Brooklyn Banks was cool,
until you called me a wuss for getting
hurt so i kept skating eventually hurting
myself worse, the list goes on. Thanks
for some
have your slidell high "state fair" shirt....
me on my smile. then he
said, "actually, it's not so much your
teeth, but the way your gums match
your lips." that is, by far, the most
unique compliment i've ever received.
and for that reason, i love matt.
also, because he's way cool. and he
wore socks to his knees. genius,
people. pure genius.
once pooted on the stage of Saturday Night
Live. Whenever he is board, he likes to
empty a water jug in his room and then
blame it on a roomate. Occasionally Matt
will wear a 3 piece suit with a nice tie on it.
Go ahead and touch on it. Taste on it. Put
your face on it.