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yes, that's me with joe "valerie plame" wilson
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"I am the love child of Joe Hill and Corky St. Clair, with a body like
arnold and a denzel face. Actually, i should explain..."
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Schools (Other):
Wesleyan, camp kinderland motha - - - - -
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Occupation:
documentary/ comedy whateverer
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Affiliations:
katiehalper.com, www.katiehalps.blogspot.com, The Tank www.thatanknyc.com, La memoria es Vaga
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Hobbies and Interests:
politics, film (foreign and documentary), comedy, chubby-cheeked tots, history, flamenco, spain(ish civil war)
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Favorite Books:
To Kill a Mockingbird, The War at Home, Goodbye Columbus, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Chair for my Mother, Anna Karenina, Patricia Highsmith
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Favorite Movies:
The Great Dictator, Short Cuts, Waiting for Guffman, The Graduate, En la Ciudad sin Limites, La Comunidad, Chinatown, Underground, Spellbound (the Hitchcock, haven't seen the documentary but want to)
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Favorite Music:
Prince, Frankie Boy/Old Blue Eyes/Sinatra, Magnetic Fields, Jonny Cash, Nina Simone, The Mean Corner, and... CREED (or any other christian rock) of course!!!!!
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Favorite TV Shows:
21 Jump Street, BBC World News, Democracy Now!, Law and Order (the original), Chappelle show, The Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G show, The L Word
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I am the love child of Joe Hill and Corky St. Clair, with a body like
arnold and a denzel face. Actually, i should explain that my hair in real life doesn't look like my hair in the picture. It was wet in that picture. I'm writing this so that those who know me don't fear that my hair is falling out and so those who meet me in the future aren't afraid by my thicker wavier hair. OK. Now we're all on the same page.
Really though, I made a documentary on Spain's largest monument, The valley of the Fallen, which was built under Franco by political prisoners. I'm in a hip-pop folk band called mutha nature's grrrl. I'm lead vocals and rainstick. Our version of Toxic is to die for. See us before we blow up and you can't afford us.
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Who I Want to Meet:
someone to pick pineapples with for my father's birthday (like Drew and Adam in 50 first dates.) Actually, really, someone who will talk about Million Dollar Baby with me for hours on end. Mo Cooshla.
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im glad i was on the other end. it
went a little something like this: "hi
halps, its halps." amazing.
in katie's absence. granted, she is off
saving the world/ election in florida or
at least video tapping it, but we (and i
speak for all of new york) miss you and
want you back.
she is the salt of my margarita, the
ketchup of my veggie burger, the coom-
ba-yah of a sing a long.
pudding and then lick clean than Katie,
and I'm not just saying that because I
am a Fabin. Katie is the keenest mimic
I've ever met. Her gift for
impersonation is at once impressive and
scary. With the subtlelest of
contortion her face, she can conjure
someone's particular characteristic --
usually some trait you never even
realized that person possessed before
you saw her mimic it -- with uncanny
accuracy. This is scary, of course,
because you're always wondering which
of your own idiosyncrasies she'll
astutely register and add to her
repertoire. (In my case, it's "the
grimace.") She's the only woman I've
ever felt lust for. Granted, that may
partially be because I haven't
recovered from the legendary beaver-
fever of '91. But it's also because
she's got great tits.
comedy show. He comic timing and delivery is top
notch and I try to steal it and pass it off as my own
whenever I get a chance. I can't wait to see her
documentary when it debuts at Cannes. I hope she
will still remember me when she is a famous
documentarian or comedian. I especially hope she
remembers me if she ends up being both!