Joe Krings

      That's life. Whichever way you turn, Fate sticks out a foot to trip you.

      "you tell me cuz i'm not quite sure yet."

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      • Velveeta
      • Posted
      • Joe is a mighty fine house guest. He'll even eat
        ice cream for breakfast, if that's what you're
        serving - and he takes his own dishes to the sink.
        (sigh) What a dreamboat!
      • Julee
      • Posted
      • joe keeps winning at dance contests
        and dancing in movies, and then i find
        out that he doesn't know how to polka?
        so i had to teach him. and how to
        country swing. when are you going to
        show off those talents in a movie
        mrkrings.?!
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Joe is one of the most fun people I
        know. Whenever he walks into a room,
        it's like an instant party.
      • Colleen
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      • joe is one saucy bitch.
      • Jeannie
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      • if i had a heart, joe'd break it.
      • Alec
      • Posted
      • JC had a dad
        his name was joseph k. rings
        makes ya think glug glug
      • Katrina
      • Posted
      • seeing joe always brings a smile to my
        face! it still astounds me that i can
        move to new york city and still find
        someone who can talk about small town
        bars and steak night. if you ever need
        your mother to be entertained for the
        evening joe is your man...such charm.
      • Nell
      • Posted
      • That Joe. He is definitely one rock n
        roll lead singer type guy. And I don't
        say that because of a very slight
        resemblance to that Crosby guy. No,
        Joe has proven his lead singer-ness
        to my bass playing-ness everytime
        I've met him. All I have to add to such
        weightiness is...ROCK ON my
        brotha'.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Joe touches himself in special ways on a
        somewhat regular basis. Wait...did I
        say that out loud? I was just thinking
        of a testimonial, and the first thing
        that came to mind was that entry from
        Joe's diary that I stole that time when
        he was really drunk and fell on his face
        in NYC. But he'll try to tell you that
        was ME that stupored drunkenly. Well,
        ONE OF US IS LYING!! Compare my picture
        to Joe's, and it's pretty obvious to see
        who the liar is. Don't let that smug
        look fool you, or the prominent nose.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Once I told Joe about this particular
        brand of snack cake that I really
        enjoyed. Lets just say that Joe
        didn't give a shit. Joe is burdened
        by buckets of lovely ladies who would
        like to be his whore for just a
        portion of one evening. Joe likes
        cellular phones because they give him
        the freedom to arrange his mob hits
        while he is at the salon. Joe once
        used "pants" as a verb, although I
        wasn't there to hear it.

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