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"I have a fascination with crazy bums. I once spent 2 days following around my favorite crazy bum. His name is Corners and..."
More about Tobias
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Occupation:
I do bad things to good people
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Hobbies and Interests:
scars (external and internal), giving shiny things to the girls I have crushes on, making out in public restrooms, home surgery, shaking babies, erotic asphyxiation, cutting the pretty out of things, smashing the good out of you, malice
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Favorite Books:
Entomology, textbooks. the ones I can see on my books shelf right now are: Clinical Neurosurgery (from the 30's), Principals of Animal Biology, and a Chinese cookbook
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Favorite Movies:
Ruben and Ed (Crispin Glover is a god), anything with zombies, Holiday themed slasher films.
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Favorite Music:
Right now it's Iron and Wine when I want sad bastard music. The Epoxies and Fannypack when I want to dance. The Gloryholes, 6ft Hick, and Fitz of Depression when I want to rock. Bikini Kill and Mudhoney when I want to be 16 again... So much more
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Favorite TV Shows:
Bob Ross's learn to paint (he was in the shit in Nam), Surreal life (I want to box Vanilla Ice), Simple Life (I love dumb rich sluts)
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About Me:
I have a fascination with crazy bums. I once spent 2 days following around my favorite crazy bum. His name is Corners and he loves himself some corners. I used to think that it was just something fun to do on a sunny afternoon, now I think I am peering into the window of my future.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Sexy science nerds. Someone who knows about entomology, or oceanography, or etomology, or someother -ogy or -graphy.
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questionable when toby's around.
you get a pony this year!
blood all over my virgin face. to this
day i regret his adoration for
monkeys & clowns. xxyou
sample his sauce?
mom will be back any second and call the
cops! OH MY GOD...what is that? Raid?!
Shit, Toby..what are you...don't spray
it in his EYES, you fucking lunatic!! Oh
no, he's not moving! NOOOOOOOOOOO
helps me rake PacMan shapes into sand
in the Zen garden in my brain; all the
while littering it with empty Pabst
cans.
bathroom in my studio apartment. Or
maybe it was her that he squeezed.