Jared

      "Right outside this lazy summer home You ain't got time to call your soul a critic no. Right outside the lazy gate of..."

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      • Schools:

        Kellenberg Memorial High Schoo, Attended 1991 - 1995, Class of 1995

      • Schools (Other):

        Manhattan College

      • Occupation:

        PAWN

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Fishing, Camping

      • Favorite Books:

        Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, The Old Testament, Heather HasTwo Mommies, The New Testament, Roberts Rules, Picklejuice

      • Favorite Movies:

        Fooley Cooley (FLCL), Star Wars Kid, Gino the Ginny

      • Favorite Music:

        Grateful Dead, Bluegrass

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        The Brack Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Virgo

      • About Me:

        Right outside this lazy summer home
        You ain't got time to call your soul a critic no.
        Right outside the lazy gate of winter's summer home,
        Wond'rin' where the nut-thatch winters,
        Wings a mile long just carried the bird away.

        Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world,
        The heart has it's beaches, it's homeland and thoughts of it's own.
        Wake now, discover that you are the song that the mornin' brings,
        But the heart has it's seasons, it's evenin's and songs of it's own.

        There comes a redeemer, and he slowly too fades away,
        And there follows his wagon behind him that's loaded with clay.
        And the seeds that were silent all burst into bloom, and decay,
        And night comes so quiet, it's close on the heels of the day.

        Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world,
        The heart has it's beaches, it's homeland and thoughts of it's own.
        Wake now, discover that you are the song that the mornin' brings,
        But the heart has it's seasons, it's evenin's and songs of it's own.

        Sometimes we live no particular way but our own,
        And sometimes we visit your country and live in your home,
        Sometimes we ride on your horses, sometimes we walk alone,
        Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own.

        Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world,
        The heart has it's beaches, it's homeland and thoughts of it's own.
        Wake now, discover that you are the song that the mornin' brings,
        But the heart has it's seasons, it's evenin's and songs of it's own.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Cerise was brushing her long hair gently down
        It was the afternoon of carnival
        as she brushes it gently down
        Reuben was strumming the painted mandolin
        It was inlaid with a pretty face in jade
        Played the Carnival Parade

        Cerise was dressing as Pirouette in white
        when a fatal vision gripped her tight
        Cerise beware tonight

        Reuben, Reuben tell me truly true
        I feel afraid and I don't know why I do
        Is there another girl for you?

        If you could see in my heart
        you would know it's true
        there is none Cerise except for you
        except for you
        I swear to it on my very soul
        If I lie may I fall down cold

        When Reuben played the painted mandolin
        the breeze would stop to listen in
        before going its way again

        Masquerade began when nightfall finally woke
        Like waves against the bandstand dancers broke
        to the painted mandolin

        Looking out on the crowd, who is standing there?
        Sweet Ruby Claire at Reuben stared
        At Reuben stared
        She was dressed as Pirouette in red
        and her hair

      Testimonials and Comments for Jared

      • Rick
      • Posted
      • I'M BACK BITCHES!!
      • Jocelyn
      • Posted
      • Jarred is so much fun, he makes me want to pose for a picture with a tree.
      • Rick
      • Posted
      • That girl is pretty wild now
        The girl's a super freak
        The kind of girl you read about
        In new-wave magazine
        That girl is pretty kinky
        The girl's a super freak
        I really love to taste her
        Every time we meet
        She's all right, she's all right
        That girl's all right with me, yeah
        She's a super freak, super freak
        She's super-freaky, yow

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