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      • Occupation:

        watering hole, hole

      • Affiliations:

        AA, UAA, UA's

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        the deuce

      • Favorite Books:

        If the river was whiskey, fear & loathing, the sun also rises

      • Favorite Movies:

        200 Cigaretts, bar fly, cocktail, night of the comet, planet of the apes, 12 monkeys, mind walk, quiet earth, FLESH (1968)

      • Favorite Music:

        Bob Seger, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Bob Dylan, Merle Haggard, David Allan Coe, Jessi Colter, Kris Kristofferson, Gram Parsons, emmylou harris, Dire Straits, Yukon Rider

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Cheers

      • About Me:

        i'm workin' on the night moves just trying to lose those awkward teenage blues. In a Bar
        Like the room
        ambitions are smoky
        and drenched
        and detached with dimension

        communal consumption
        pervades not thought but
        rather...internal intention...
        psychotic instinct
        that fuels the permissible
        nemesis of
        contained self mutilation

        true feeling twists
        and seeps from a
        slurring mouth

        the brilliant drunk
        sells his smarts
        to the seductive bottle
        and the sucker buys the whole batch

        come here friend
        I am the culmination
        of brilliance since the
        dawn of mankind

        what is it that you do

        I sell nothing for the
        price of everything
        take this triumphant bottle of emptiness

        it and all its glories
        can be yours for
        the low price of all

        the drunk at the bar
        is a glorious glutton

        I need a beer
        you want one too

        and then the joking words
        of the befuddled idiot:

        The beers went down with such ease,
        I had no choice but to hit those trees.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        LIFE IS GOOD, BUT ONLY FOR THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO SHUT THEIR EYES TO THE SHAM OF IT ALL
        I cant reach any of the bottles
        but I think one is aimed at my heart.
        My heart is the color of whiskey
        and my soul is the color of stout.
        My tongue knows the meaning of life
        but I swallowed it.
        I live in a square,
        my beer is flat.
        and my life is an open casket

        I think I hear the past,
        or is that the Pabst.

        Somebody is vomiting on my grave...

      Testimonials and Comments for Darwins Theory

      • Moses
      • Posted
      • the aura of bleeding so close to
        daRwynmakes me parched
      • Jess
      • Posted
      • thanks for the shots of shameson
        fucker. didn't puke last night, but
        lord knows i'm gonna now. i want my
        money back
      • Daimian
      • Posted
      • darwin's the best. not only does he
        rock in anchorage, but he came down to
        juneau and bought a round at squires.
        luckily i was there and had the
        pleasure to meet him!!
      • Marcus
      • Posted
      • Thanks for the time I bought drinks
        for that girl of questionable
        character girl and then she
        disappeared when I went the the
        bathroom. It was probably a good
        thing.
      • Jess
      • Posted
      • thanks for helping me puke up my pad
        thai whole
      • Zobia
      • Posted
      • Darwin's is such a SEXY bar!!

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