Daly shares the same feelings as
myself when it comes to qualifications
in finding a girlfriend...
1. the most crucial one, a woman that
is kind and gentle enough to fart on
your supper and wear a pig snout.
If only one day this could come true.
I forgot the other qualifications,
they're not as important as that one.
I am truly proud to be his friend.
This is a man that shares a true
interest in the most libidinous, most
lecherous man/non-human on the face of
this earth, the man with a heroic
chin/center split, with slight
curvature, the man, the legend- Mr.
Burt Reynolds, the man who will
maximize the elasticity of your female
organ to imminant death.
The pigs are hungry they must feed,
feed them, but you must.
One time matt sucker punched me in the
nose and I made him walk home. But
thats what I love about this fucking
ass for brains. One day I'll sucker
him back when he mosts expects it. Its
the beauty of knowing your future that
makes life worth living.
i though that a "glory hole" was a
woman's vagina.. and the discharge was
that lube that secrete's from the
womans vagina...
then i heard this kid speak, and i
then realized that the "glory hole"
was his mouth .. and the DISCHARGE
were his words..
i'm an idiot.
<3
i live forever.
fucking idiot....no saa, I love you
you sexy stud please touch me!
myself when it comes to qualifications
in finding a girlfriend...
1. the most crucial one, a woman that
is kind and gentle enough to fart on
your supper and wear a pig snout.
If only one day this could come true.
I forgot the other qualifications,
they're not as important as that one.
cried. Mostly because I sat on my nuts
but still I shed a tear.
This is a man that shares a true
interest in the most libidinous, most
lecherous man/non-human on the face of
this earth, the man with a heroic
chin/center split, with slight
curvature, the man, the legend- Mr.
Burt Reynolds, the man who will
maximize the elasticity of your female
organ to imminant death.
The pigs are hungry they must feed,
feed them, but you must.
from across a dance floor.
nose and I made him walk home. But
thats what I love about this fucking
ass for brains. One day I'll sucker
him back when he mosts expects it. Its
the beauty of knowing your future that
makes life worth living.
woman's vagina.. and the discharge was
that lube that secrete's from the
womans vagina...
then i heard this kid speak, and i
then realized that the "glory hole"
was his mouth .. and the DISCHARGE
were his words..
i'm an idiot.
<3
i better see you in philly this
weekend!!