|
|
Benjie Watterson
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Benjie's friends]
|
-
Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends
-
Member Since:
Nov 2003
-
Hometown:
Columbia, SC
-
Company:
Fonda Solana, Lalimes (both consistently Top-100)
-
Benjie's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/3734283
-
Other education:
University of South Carolina (You can't lick our COCKS!!!), AC Flora HS, School of Rock
-
Occupation:
Waiter, Music Director, proffessional snob.
-
Affiliations:
Cold Bottle of Beer Drinkers in Hot Shower with Open Window Union, Local 128; KALX, Berkeley 90.7; Wild Mushroom Addicts Anonymous; the "How's My Hair?" Guild, Oakland Chapter; the Cheesegrits and Pho Brunch Club; and a card-totin' DCI contender.
-
What I enjoy doing:
Food, music, beermaking, drinks, games, food, wine, people, records, smiling, cooking, jokes, music, and food.
-
Favorite Books:
Watership Down, Heartbreaking Work..., LOTR, MM II, Food Lover's Companion, Bukowski, Confederacy of Dunces
-
Favorite Movies:
Quest for Fire, LOTR, Wicker Man, Cohen Bros, Star Wars IV-VI, Truth About Cats & Dogs, Wes Anderson
-
Favorite Music:
The kind made by people and other things.
-
Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Dr. Who, Dangermouse
-
About Me:
My facial expression is permanently fixed in a twisted
gesture -- exactly as if someone were eating a
banana, open-mouthed, right next to my ear in a quiet
room. Other than that...
I genuinely like just about everyone I meet, I honestly
don't let anything bother me, and no one possesses
the power to piss me off. Go ahead... try. I'm
really
quite shy with strangers, but I evidently come off as
stuck-up and unapproachable, which means it's
amazing that I have any friends at all. Oh, yeah... and I
have your first name tatooed across my ribs. Don't ask
me why.
-
Who I Want to Meet:
I can't imagine any real connection forming on the
internet (I hate computers), but if I don't know you, and
reading my page makes you want to know me, then... I
dunno -- are you weird or something? I hope so...
|
 |
How you're connected:
| You |
 |
Benjie is in your extended network |
|
Benjie |
Featured Sponsor
See results for Benjie Watterson
|
across the way. He is a playful kinda guy
searching for something...don't know what it is
but I know he'll find it.
benjie
benjie is vibrating, smiling,
flatulating anomoly in a frozen tundra
on a spinning rock on a black canvas
benjie can make five year olds laugh
benjie makes beer
benjie makes noises
benjie makes bank shots
benjie makes SENSE
I saw you at Radio tonight and I got
so excited and was ready to slap you
on the back and say, "hey
friendster". But to my dismay, it was
some other dude trying to impersonate
you. So then I just had to kick
his "you know what" for being such a
poser. I mean, can you believe that
guy?
laugh and twist situations to make you
see the irony in life. Always ready to
be social, he is a great guy to know
whether you love food, music, laughter,
or sci-fi! Did I mention he likes
gritts?! "Not for all the tea in
China" would I trade for his
friendship. (nor for South Carolina)
fun and not even know why...when times
seemed to be misspent and destined to
end up one big blur, Benjie stood up
and drew maps to the good life, or
maybe that was the coffee shop? or
maybe he was trying to help me light a
cigarette or something? in any case, in
any event, things are just better with
Benjie. He makes me wanna load up the
goats and chillun and start a wagon
train for sunny California. (sigh)