Max McCauley

      Kava Kava Assassin

      "Relatively offensive. I do not get on here very frequently anymore. Should I? It seems less enragingly broken now. ..."

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      • Soundz
      • Posted
      • Max laughed at me for driving down the
        wrong way on one way street.
      • Fauxreal
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      • Brandy is a hallucinogen. Boom wha dis?
      • NR
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      • Max is a cool guy with a lot of ideas. I'm
        always happy to see him mc at the TOP. I
        believe that he is one of the finest mc in
        SFC!!!
      • Eryn
      • Posted
      • When I met this man, we caught a ride with
        Mike to the east bay in Kristen's mustang,
        and we stopped at Nation's to grab some
        food. He squeezed ketchup all over the
        floor and threw his tray at the waitress. I
        looked at my friends across the table an
        wondered why they would put up with him.
        Hanging out with him during the daylight
        hours, days later, proved to be much more
        inspiring, and now I can see why tolerance
        is a virtue.
      • AP
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      • Lost in transit, fell off truck. In the
        gutter, so fucked up. Do I have this
        right, Maxy-Pad, or does it even matter?
        Cuz you're like a piece of glass and
        when I drop it, you shatter. -the end-
      • Fauxreal
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      • Thanks to Max my Irish cousin, I've been able
        to spin at several amateur strip contests. But
        what a really gwan? Jamaica man fuss mi
        nearly ded wit laugh, I watch a people rush a
        door like a fiah shot, so come, fun time day-a
        time fi di bus ride. Sunshine day-a time fi di
        bus ride. Boh!
      • DonnaMatrix
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      • Max = my favorite motormouth in the
        world. Hours of endless entertainment.
        But, damn Max, how come you've got so
        many hot chicks on your friendster
        page? The college campuses must be
        treating you well!
      • Robin
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      • max is the coolest... even tho i only
        get to see him once a year or twice if
        im lucky... hes one of thosekinds of
        people that your mad at for 3 days
        after you see them cuz your damn
        stomach hurts from laughing so
        hard...lol, come back to seattle suck-
        a! we miss you! just no more german
        beer drinking for me hahah i will
        stick with the stuff i can pronounce!!
      • Mikephazeone
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      • This guy is a fucking riot. 90% of
        his message board posts will have you
        laughing your ass off. i look forward
        to running into him drunk on the mic
        someday.
      • Kuma
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      • Trogdor was a man...no...he was
        a. .dragon-man. . .or maybe he was just
        a dragon. But he was still TROGDORRRRR!
        TROGDORRRRR! Burninating the
        countryside, Burninating the peasants.
        Burninating all the people in thier
        thatched-roof COTTAGES. . .THATCHED
        ROOF COTTAGES. . .AND THE TROGDOR COMES
        IN THE NIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHT."
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