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Occupation:
real estate appraiser
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Hobbies and Interests:
iced coffee, lucky strike lights, reading, the nba (pistons baby!!!), air hockey, trivia nights, photographs (b&w w/matte borders or polaroids), korean food, sleeping, avoiding people, talking about making plans that will never be made
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Favorite Books:
the boondocks comic strip, naked, american psycho, microserfs, the world according to garp, pride and prejudice, maurice, thank you for smoking, taming of the shrew, the brick testament
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Favorite Movies:
kevin smith flicks, especially an evening w/kevin smith & mallrats, kill bill vol.1, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, un couer en hiver, heathers, swingers, better luck tomorrow, immortal beloved, impromptu, jane austen movies, anything w/ the divine jason lee
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Favorite Music:
pinback, bonobo, the dining rooms, zen ten, al green, fiona apple, cinematic orchestra, truxton, from monument to masses, dinah washington, portishead, foo fighters, morcheeba, the herbaliser
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Favorite TV Shows:
now that it's summer, and i don't have nba all league pass, nothing i guess....
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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cheese, then I drank two large
bottles of liquid prunes, just to
see which one would win control
over my bowels. I was foolish in
my endeavors, for Eilene had
control the entire time.
doesn't care if you call her at 4am
blabbin about some crazy mess. nope.
she rolls with the punches. i can't wait to
meet her face to face on the midwest
side in november. we're gonna tear it
up. if she lives through it, make her tell
you all about how we get down in the m-
p-l-s mess. she's not even ready for the
vortex that is the crizlo, n-dips and the
ice queen. she thinks she's ready. but
she's not. she'll see. and so will you.
is one of the coolest, sweetest, hottest
brauds i know. she made me feel right
at home from the first time i met her.
and when i grabbed her by the hair
and shoved her face in my crotch, she
didn't even flinch (p.s. there was no
tata shaking involved, ok?). bottom
line, she knows how to party hard and
clean up afterward, taking care of her
friends along the way. i'm so glad i met
her, and i hope i can return the
caretaking favor one day soon.
played the violin for you, but you
might have to wait until we've known
each other 5 years. others have waited
longer... that's supposed to be funny.
you're the best korean pseudo-sister a
vietnamese disgrace could ask for.
testimonials in one day? well, i just
did. so there. love ta love ya...
AMARULA. her new trick is a nollie
heelflip, bluntslide to switch nose
manual varial flip down ten shots of
amarula. drink up. i'm going to do her
video. and then she'll get to meet
Jason Lee at the premier. in fucking
Baliwood. balsa wood.
me, trying to leave more testimonials
than me. Fuck that. i've known you
longer... EILEEN can't understand what
my homoerotic obsession is with Karate
Kid (part one - part two is just okay,
and part three can eat a giant DAKU!)
it's all about PAT MORITA! sex machine -
Mr. Miyagi! hot shit. and elizabeth
shue. i think. AND THAT SOUNDTRACK!!!
with Amarula... lest I say more?
maybe... thankyou for being alive my
friend thatnk you for being alive!
And you just take and take until she
cuts your greedy ass off. Are you
really worthy of Eileen's love? Think
about it and get back to me.
in Kill Bill in a previous life
together... until one day she wasn't
fast enough to catch a numchuck
splitting through the air towards my
head and I died... now I am back and
she is back and it is all revenge from
here on out... except she has ended up
being the one of the best people I
have ever met... a totally real
person, funny,sinical and honest. So,
it so happens I can't kill her and
that is that... fucking rad fucking
rad dude.