Julie and I were at a party once and
someone accidentally spilled a glass of
water on me. My joints almost
immediately froze up and I blew the
fuses that governs movement in my lower
half and my face plate. No one at this
party, including Julie, knew I was a
robot. But Julie somehow intuitively
understood my dilemma and was able to
inconspicuously move me to the back
porch. She found spare fuses in my
pocket and patched the short, all
without my help. Once I was going
again, I was able to slaughter everyone
at the party, as was my program. But I
spared Julie and we became internet
buddies...just like in robot cartoons!
Hooray!
I met Julie one fateful night when she
walked into my bar like the whirlwind
of love she is. I was overwhelmed.
Julie, please overwhelm me again,
'cause you fucking rock!!!
someone accidentally spilled a glass of
water on me. My joints almost
immediately froze up and I blew the
fuses that governs movement in my lower
half and my face plate. No one at this
party, including Julie, knew I was a
robot. But Julie somehow intuitively
understood my dilemma and was able to
inconspicuously move me to the back
porch. She found spare fuses in my
pocket and patched the short, all
without my help. Once I was going
again, I was able to slaughter everyone
at the party, as was my program. But I
spared Julie and we became internet
buddies...just like in robot cartoons!
Hooray!
walked into my bar like the whirlwind
of love she is. I was overwhelmed.
Julie, please overwhelm me again,
'cause you fucking rock!!!
whatever that means.
that!